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Sarah Marie Genevieve Stites 22 - Michigan Photographer, Esthetician, Writer, Literature Scholar, Seamstress, Planner, Barista. Love of a puppy and engaged to a super soldier. My fate is my own command.

[myintention-s]

Why does the great gatsby speak volumes on my love life always

[exeggcute]

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

[bogleech]

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

[apfelgranate]

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)

[captainjaneways-bitch]

Does anyone find that 30 rock often doesn’t push it’s satire far enough and just ends up offensive?

[kingjaffejoffer]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[mrdistracted]

With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.

[gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate]

And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.

[antifa-hulk]

Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus

[cingerbread]

[eluh]

fuk them up Rudy

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[blackfemalescientist]

How does it feel to have a five year old pull out receipts on you!

[bywheelington]

The eyebrow raise at the end omg!!!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

[arciifer-deactivated20180806]

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

[alittlebitridiculous]

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

[candiikismet]

That bird was livid!

[trapcard]

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

[with-practice]

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

[atasteoflee]

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

[meanplastic]

me….

[bob-belcher]

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

[ossifiedocelot]

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

[pixelshearts]

This is actually really helpful thanks

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[planetfuckingjupiter]

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[lovemeugh]

dating during the seasons

spring - picking flowers and eating fruit on a picnic blanket

summer - watching the waves and sharing ice cream on boardwalks

fall - going to coffee shops every afternoon and playing in crunchy leaves

winter - snuggling up in warm blankets and drinking hot chocolate with big marshmallows

[bob-belcher]

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[amymebberson]

Pocket Princesses 227: Birthday Girl

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