Hello

I'm Sarah a girl from Southern England and nearly always drinking tea

[girl-non-grata]

[azoic-antithesis]

I have never seen a more concise and accurate statement in my life.

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via bl-ossomed)

[emilys-nostalgia]

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

[thesassycat]

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

[jenkemmag]

[weheartpattinson-blog]

[thesorrovv]

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

[bapouro]

explain england

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

[the-sex-and-the-city-blog]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

can I make it any more obvious

[megablaziken]

does her face look like she was growing that on accident

[funnywildlife]

[faesoteric]

Shakira, Shakira.

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

[deez-nuts-for-real-justice]

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

[readersdaily]

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

[sarahsw0rds]

king-of-westeros:

you’re telling me mate

[dylan-obrien]

[4licia]

Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school

[giadadee]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?

[jimgaffigan]

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

[hurricane-emily]

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

[budweiner-deactivated20170719]

*brushes eyebrows* *doesn’t brush hair*