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40k fan since 2002. Here for general warhams nonsense, Heinrix-posting, & anything within the Imperium that sparks joy for me

[saraneth87]

I rejigged the Heinrix playlist, and I'm back on Spotify now so the Tynged yn y Nefoedd one is there too and up-to-date to Chapter 38. There is a fair amount of crossover between the two, but Heinrix POV chapters get Heinrix songs, so...

[saraneth87]

WIP Wednesday

The water was cool around his ankles. He waded in up to his knees and stood stiffly, arms crossed. There was splashing and laughter and Gwenllian appeared, swimwear slightly askew, water running down her body. His eyes lingered, but were soon drawn back to her cackling face.

‘Gwenllian,’ he said with as much dignity as he could manage, ‘do not mock me, woman.’

‘Heinrix,’ she managed breathlessly, ‘You look like you're being lined up for summary execution-’ more helpless laughter interrupted her, and she bent over, hands on her knees.

‘I am here, am I not?’ he snapped, and his tone cut her hysterics short. She straightened, came closer.

‘Oh, my stoic, stern Interrogator,’ she smiled, reaching out and touching his face with one damp hand. ‘Is it all so bad?’

‘It… could be more unpleasant,’ he conceded reluctantly.

‘Good,’ she beamed, and without warning tackled him into the water.

@aseariel once told Gwen to tackle him in the sea so here you are

[teadrunktailor]

Bonus Eisenhorn nonsense from a glorious, whirlwind trip to NYC last week.

[saraneth87]

My favourite Greg returns 😍

[dangarou]

Primarchs 40K

🎨 by John Blanche

[sirens-of-cass]

John Blanche, 1948-2026

[saraneth87]

RIP to the incomparable John Blanche.

I wouldn’t be anywhere are near into Warhammer 40k as I am without his art. His Inquisitor Sketchbook got me to read Eisenhorn. That incredible Battle Sister - I have the mini of that. I'm genuinely sad.

[lastpositivist]

Stealing this from Reddit cos its natural home is Tumblr.

[saraneth87]

Writing Heinrix stood stiffly at the bar in a nightclub (Gwen dragged him) is giving Darcy at the Meryton Assembly and I'm not even remotely sorry (there are plot reasons, I promise)

[magistralucis]

The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical (x)

[saraneth87]

I'm not playing the DH beta but I did just watch a video about all the potential companions and-

DISCORDANCE MY BELOVED, LET'S GOOOOOOO

[barpsy-abaub]

There’s no way we won’t get a taste of our own medicine in Dark Heresy

[saraneth87]

You: *lighting a cigarette and accepting a large amasec from the bartender, staring into the middle distance*

Heinrix: *dry chuckle* first time, acolyte?

[saraneth87]

Had a couple of messages telling me Heinrix would never wear shorts and I just -

Look, there are two people he would wear shorts for if ordered. That bastard Calcazar, and Gwenllian von Valancius.

[saraneth87]

Very much enjoying putting Heinrix through the Torment Nexus*

*Rhiannon is bullying him and Gwenllian is making him wear shorts

[gallusrostromegalus]

Primarchs, according to thier Starbucks Order

A discussion with @mazarinedrake lead us to agree that Pre-heresy, Fulgrim was That Bitch that showed up 15 minute late to Primarch Meetings with a Starbucks, but also the guy with enough decency to also have everyone else’s order too.  Ergo, Pre-Heresy Primarch Starbucks Orders: Lion El’Johnson: Orders a Black Coffee then puts like 10 sugars and 20 creamers in it once he gets his hands on it.

Fulgrim: Sugarfree Coconut Milk Iced Coffee, but DID bring everyone else’s order too so ppl don’t judge him that much.

Perturabo: Tall Americano

Jakharti Khan: Trenta with as many shots of Espresso he can convince the Baristsa to put in, and a 5-hour energy for “creamer”.

Leman Russ: Complains that starbucks doesn’t have Beer, gets hot chocolate even though he’s both allergic to chocolate and lactose intolerant. 

Rogal Dorn: One Black Coffe ™

Konrad Curze: Triple Expresso, poured into his can of monster and drunk in front of Dad, God and everyone else.

Sanguinus: Decaf Unicorn Frap with Organic cane sugar and almond milk 

Ferrus Magnus: Complains that what starbucks makes isn’t TECHNICALLY a macchiato, but orders it anyway

Angorn: Never specified an order but the time Fulgrim gave him peppermint hot chocolate with marshmallows and sprinkes was the first time he did not use the hot beverage to assault someone SO-

Roubotte Guiliman:  Would have a Pumpkin Spice IV drip if possible.

Mortarion: Extra high fructose corn syrup, six shots, creamer-instead-of-milk Unicorn Frap.  Do NOT mix his and Sanguinus’ drinks up.

Magnus The Red: Order starts as a caramel macchiato but has so many substitutions and persnickety instructions that when it’s done it’s not.

Horus Lupercal: Keeps trying to order a “Double Double” and doesn’t understand why Starbucks and Tim Horton’s don’t have the same menu.

Lorgar Aurelian: Bottled water becuase Coffee is IMPURE (nvmd the morality of bottled water)

Vulkan: Matcha Frap, but he keeps smuggling Hotsauce in his armor and pours it in.  Everyone politely pretends not to notice.

Corvus Corax:  Lone Tea Drinker in the group. Has the Barista write “Black coffee” On the outside though.

Alpharius and Omegon: Their order is delivered to the local starbucks in a dead drop and changed thrice weekly.  The barista is supposed to only open the envelope when Fulgrim or another Recognized Representative places an order for “Lord Alpharius” BUT what nobody’s realized is the barista all got sick of that shit after like, a week and has been making stuff at random. Each thinks they’re being trolled by the other twin and refuse to be the first to crack.

[nobylu]

I can imagine Angron having this mental breakdown over this fucking peppermint hot chocolate because “it’s so FUCKING CUTE I CAN’T FUCKING STAND IT I HAVE TO THROW THIS WITCH DRINK MAGNUS IS FUCKING TALKING AGAIN AND HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP BUT FUCK THE SPRINKLES WILL GET EVERYWHERE AKMSDNNEKDKDNWJFHTJSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-” and all the local psychers wince because hot damn that’s a breakdown. The room breaths a sigh of relief when he murders the straw out of the wrapper and starts taking little furious sips from it rather than throwing it at Magnus because he’s been spending the last 5 minutes yammering on about how the baristas forgot to reduce the caramel by half and used almond milk instead of oat and “yes of course I can tell the difference, RUSS, and I can assure you that this is very important.”

[nobylu]

Konrad is a coffee heretic who inspires me. 

[saraneth87]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So because it is @lucheiah’s birthday (happy birthday!!) I thought I would drop this chapter as soon as it was done rather than waiting. Enjoy.

[aviorean-echo]

Buge! 🪲

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

[vithcy]

How it feels to post about your ocs even though only 2 people care about them