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The burger people

[Image ID: three colored digital sketches of Penny, Billie, Tim, and Steve from the series Bigtop Burger.

Image One: a redraw of screenshot from the episode “Elk”. This drawing features Penny, Billie, and Tim, in that order left to right. Penny and Billie are facing forward, ever so slightly to their left. Penny holds one arm up and she has a very concerned expression. Her eyebrows are raised and she is squinting with an awkward open mouth smile. She is also sweating. Billie stands behind Penny and Tim, her eyes are huge and wide open with small irises and pupils, with furrowed brows. Tim is turned to his right having just walked into frame in the original. His eyes are closed and he stands with his arms straight to his sides. He has one brow slightly more raided than the other and his mouth is open slightly. Each of them are wearing their typical work uniforms. They are each cut off at about the thigh in this image.

Image Two: another redraw or a screenshot, this one from the episode “Expo.” This drawing features Tim and Steve, in that order left to right. They are both facing slightly to their left. Tim has one arm raised, a finger against the side of his face. He is squinting slightly with one eyebrow raised and the other lowered. His mouth is open somewhat with bared teeth. He is wearing his typical work outfit, minus the hat and apron. Steve, next to him, has his eyes closed and is smiling with raised brows. He stands with his hands in his jacket pockets. Steve is also wearing his typical outfit. There are small flowers drawn around his head. They are both cut off at around the waist in this image.

Image Three: this one is just a drawing of Tim. He is cut off at the chest. He is just shown standing there, eyes closed, eyebrows raised, slight frown. He is wearing his typical work uniform minus the hat and apron. The text above him reads “Local man who has dealt with too much clown bullshit.” With an arrow pointing down at Tim.

Each image is background-less with only a plain off white color.

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AITA for ignoring a dumb tourist?

You see, my family and I are doing this removal job for a local landowner (he’s…not exactly popular but you know whatever puts food on the table.) Anyway, some foreign tourist keeps yelling at us from a high window, he can’t even be bothered to come down into the courtyard. We worked out last time that he wanted some letters delivered, mostly due to him literally throwing them at out heads with some money. Rude.

The addresses were in English, so we took them to the only person around here who speaks English (the boss) to be sure they got to the right place. He laughed when he saw the addresses and then told us that the tourist just doesn’t trust any postal system but the UK one and insists on using alternative means. We didn’t understand; then he told us the tourist had some weird idea that we’d take the letters all the way to the coast and have them sent on a ship. Instead of. You know. Posting them normally. He told us to just leave the guy to him in future, and we were glad to agree.

Now whenever we’re trying to remove furniture we’ve got the weird tourist staring sadly at us from the window like a kitten trying to guilt you into feeding it. Should I just humor him and pretend to post his letters? He’s making me sad.