dont call me a nerd, nerds are smart

actually i'm not sorry fuck you also hi im mia, im 18 and i never fucking learned how to read VIE/AT

[keinanker]

Ich bin so dumm, ich weiß nicht mal wer ich bin.

Faber - Generation Youporn (via keinanker)

[oldmattymara]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

[what-even-is-thiss]

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

[im-a-giraffe666-deactivated2023]

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, you understand.

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[homofied]

… soap

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[shaxaphone]

What is mr. moseby doing

[thestateonmtv]

Drag race contestant: I’m suicidal, my family doesn’t talk to me and my emotional well being is in shambles

RuPaul: overcome that

[thebootydiaries]

me: texting him first is too desperate. in this age, a modern woman needs to be independent. i am a strong and busy lady. i will restrain myself, and keep myself an enigma.

me five seconds later: life is too short to not live your passions fully. i'm going to text first; i free myself from society's restrains. without risk there is no reward,

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[emo-flamingo]

Just gonna leave this here

[official-austria]

Warum überraschen mich solche Nachrichten aus Wien nicht?

[the-real-habsburger-kaiser]

A echta Wiener geht nid owa

[diamondocelot-deactivated202007]

[mischiefmakermax]

[fiestasaur]

[mxnrique]

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[prole-log]

[whitepeopletwitter]