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שלומים תן כמי נהר

[skinilivein]

[iamoutofideas]

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[yesornopolls]

Would it be a red flag to you if someone wrote romantic poetry or a love song about you?

Would it be a red flag to you if someone wrote romantic poetry or a love song about you?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[disease-deactivated20210414]

mosaic on a former carpet factory (1978) by s. lewkowicz kowary, poland

[paper-wounds]

[todaviia]

fucking hell asshole idiot cunts please just kill each other and leave us all in peace

[todaviia]

[todaviia]

aaaaaaaaand another

[todaviia]

fucking hell asshole idiot cunts please just kill each other and leave us all in peace

[todaviia]

[todaviia]

fucking hell asshole idiot cunts please just kill each other and leave us all in peace

[girlactionfigure]

[bloodydeanwinchester]

what thee fuck i can’t even wrap my head around the fact that this is literally true o.O

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is the meanest thing anyone has ever said about Supernatural.

[todaviia]

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[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[ladyoftheharbour]

my dad’s always like “lucie why do you listen to songs of leonard cohen so much he’s not that great a singer and every track on that album sounds the same” but like. sorry you don’t see shrimp colours when you hear “i’m standing on the ledge and your fine spiderweb/is fastening my ankle to a stone” or “and just when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him/he said, ‘all men shall be sailors, then, until the sea shall free them’” or “if your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn/they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem” or “and then taking from his wallet an old schedule of trains he’ll say/i told you when i came i was a stranger” or “there are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning/they are leaning out for love and they will lean that way forever” or “when you’re not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you’ve sinned” but i happen to be brilliant and smart