so, i’m just gonna cry here for a moment because this episode was everything
· LUCIFER ASKING CHLOE IS SHE IS JEALOUS
· LUCIFER KNOWING HER MIDDLE NAME
· LUCIFER STEPPING DOWN BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO BE WITH SOMWONE WORTHY AND HAPPY
· LUCIFER ASKING AMENADIEL IF HE’S BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
· LUCIFER’S BROKEN HEART WHEN THEY ALL SAID IT WAS MEANINGLESS
· MAZE.EVERY SECOND OF HER
· STALKER GIRL. I SCREAMED AT THE SCREEN – ME
· I DIED WHEN SHE CLOSED THE DOOR, OPENED IT, USED THE AIR FRESHENER AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND
· THE PILOT GUY WITH HIS CAT SANCTUARY – ME
· MAZE HAVING CERIAL WITH VODKA – ME
· THE FREAKING PACKAGE BEING THE ONE THAT GET’S CHLOE POISONED
· IT WAS UNDER OUR NOSE, WTF
· LUCIFER BEING PROTECTIVE OVER CHLOE
· CHLOE TRYING TO CONVINCE HERSELF THAT SHE AND LUCIFER ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND CANT BE TOGETHER
· STILL ASKING IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM IF HE MADE SUCH GESTURES TO OTHER PEOPLE
· “KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, TONY BAHAMA, SHE IS SPOKEN FOR” “HAHA NO I’M NOT”
· “YOU’RE BLOCKING MY VIEW!” “THE VIEW FROM THE JAIL CELL SUCKS TOO”
· “CLEARLY DERANGED, DANGEROUS……WHY AM I ON THIS WALL?????”
· CHLOE FREAKING OUT IN THE CAR AND SCREAMING WAS SO FUNNY
· “STEP OUTSIDE AND GET SOME AIR” “I DON’T NEED AIR” “WELL I DO”
· THE CRIMINAL DUDE CRYING ON THE FLOOR WITH LUCIFER STANDING NEXT TO HIM 0 NO BIGGIE
· THE.KISS.ON.THE.FREAKING.BEACH.
· LIKE THE SAME BEACH HE HAD HIS WINGS CUT OFF
· THE SAME BEACH HE BURNED THEM AT
· THE SAME BEACH HE KISSED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE
· AND THE DEVIL IS THE MOST ROMANTIC CHARACTER ON TV
· STEPPING DOWN FOR THE HAPPINESS OF THE WOMAN HE LOVES