Life's A Fuck And Then You Die

Anyway here's Wonderwall

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[marraphy]

FIRST CONGRESSWOMAN TO SAY THE P WORD

[scavengedluxury]

2016:

2020:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drumcorpshero]

[peacesmovingcabaret]

This is what blind American patriotism does to people. 😑

[dhampir-vex]

What zero introspection/ education does to a mf

[wagahai-da]

[tikkety-tok]

I would follow Kevin into Hell if he asked me to 🔥

[dreams-in-daylight]

SQUEAKY BABEY

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[somecutething]

Too much of a chonk to be able to balance her back legs too 😂😂

[tikkety-tok]

Funny enough they do break 😂

[guooey]

i’mgonna cry 

[smalltalktorture]

[zabadi]

literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

[thesunneinsplendour96-deactivat]

The only exception is Supernatural. I could easily watch another 14 seasons of it.

[zabadi]

you’re sick

[dingdongyouarewrong]

worst type of villain is ‘person who holds a fairly reasonable ideology that makes sense in context, but then a bunch of bafflingly evil stuff is added onto it in an obvious attempt to demonize that ideology’ 

[dingdongyouarewrong]

like how virtually every marvel spiderman villain is a working person with genuine grievances after being screwed over by a billionaire…. aaaand then also they’re all cool with child murder so we don’t need to address the structural issues this outlines or the fact that they had a point

or zaheer in korra being like ‘unjust hierarchies and dictators are bad And I Also Want To Kill A Child’ 

or the entire Legitimate Activist Who Goes Too Far subplot in virtually every movie or tv show who tries to handle the issue

[curseworm]

im loving this article written by som mycologists who accidentally got high as fuck on fly agaric

[curseworm]

[lesbianrustcohle]

here’s the article

[lesbianrustcohle]

this is absolute gold please click that link

i love scientists

[uprising-trolls]

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

[zant]

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

[stimman4000]

[roboticutie]

A global fast-track travel method, and it's being used to kill.

What if it was used to bring food anywhere in the world within an hour?

What if it was used to rescue people anywhere in the world from natural disasters, flying in and saving as many people from floods or hurricanes or tsunamis as possible immediately?

What if it was used as a global library, delivering books all around the world?

What if it was used as a way to bring in supplies to build housing or hospitals wherever needed?

Just imagine how the world would look, immediately changed by a global network of mutual aid.

But no. Instead it is being used to kill more people off, completely unnecessarily. You can't claim it's to defend America when its express purpose is to bring weapons anywhere in the world the USA wishes to invade.