Elephant in the room

What's another L on a stack of L's

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[w0wls]

Ratatoiue 2

[spoon-crossing]

some of y’all never had to beg Resetti for forgiveness after resetting your game and it shows

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

[just-shower-thoughts]

Emo dissapeared because now everyone wants to die and it isn’t special anymore.

[homoschedule]

a text i thought i would never recieve

[vladtheunfollower]

[haineki]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[officialmoviegoer]

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[fallenangelfish]

this is UPS driver erasure

[onlyblackgirl]

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker