or, the rarer, sexier, coinkydinks

 They/Them

[thelittlestchocobo]

My take on a modern classic

[ohcebo]

alternate metros jersey shane 🙂‍↕️

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[maimonideznuts]

*Taps microphone* ehem, converts to Judaism are ethnically Jewish... Ethnicity is about culture and history and community, and yes religion too.

Converts didn't spend all that time learning and participating in culture, learning 3000 years of history, immersing themselves in community, and studying and practicing Jewish religion... To anxiously qualify their statements with "I'm not ethnically Jewish", you're the adoptive children of the ultimate Patriarch and Matriarch Abraham and Sarah so you can't turn around worried that you're not a part of the family.

[citizenscreen]

The 100-year-old-man, author of the laughter of our lives. Happy, happy birthday, Mel Brooks. ❤️🎂💯

[suraks-sweet-tits]

I know Anya is a medium sized dog but I just think her being bigger is funny because then Shane will have two big dogs that think they are small dogs and try to fit on his lap

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[ghostinthebathroom]

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[eldritchazure]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[ghostsontelevision]

at a pride event and every minute a new person with a mullet walks through the door

[secretgarden]

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[mariacallous]

[femmepathy]

The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

[arcaneasexual]

“For New York City Pride in 1994 (Stonewall 25), Baker created a mile-long rainbow flag that was carried down First Avenue in Manhattan. During the parade, Baker used scissors to cut segments from the flag to be rushed to Fifth Avenue for an impromptu protest march in front of St. Patrick’s Cathedral, the headquarters of New York City’s anti-gay Catholic archdiocese.

^“At the bottom of the image is the segment of the flag cut for the St. Patrick’s Cathedral protest. Photograph by Mick Hicks”

“Gilbert Baker wearing a white sequined dress (right) and other protestors triumphantly march the cut pieces of the mile-long flag past St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Photograph by Charles Beal”

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]