if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this
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if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this
I board the starship enterprise. I go to a food replicator. I order ‘soup, no bowl’ I leave
hahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂 I HAAAAATTTEEEE this!
DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS
of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on
if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”
Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”
John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble, officer? I don’t have a license, so I shouldn’t be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk”
Cop: “Holy shit!”
The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up.
Chief: “Sir, may I see your license?”
John: “Sure”
John had his license
Chief: “May I see the vehicle’s owner registration?”
John: “Sure”
It was his car
Chief: “Could you open your glove box?”
John: “Sure”
There were no weapons
Chief: “Could you pop open your trunk?”
John: “Be my guest”
There were no bodies in the trunk
Chief: “Sorry to put you through this, but the officer who called me said you were driving without a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box, and the owner’s dead body in the trunk”
John: “Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding”
Jeff, it’s really not a bad joke…
original post by @tammycat
grandpa wont stop making edm
I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright
I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times
All great suggestions
This post gets better every time I see it
#the way he jumps after talking to MJ
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-
the best alternate ending
The Marbles-Solomita fur children in “my dogs eat pupsicles”
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Miss Jolene
requested by @starryeyes-darkestnight
#068
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-