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Carol. I’m in love with her. I mean, I used to think I knew what love was. I cared about a lot of women, I just don’t think I’ve ever really been in love. I think about her all the time. I don’t like it when I’m not with her. I don’t want to be with anyone else. That’s love, isn’t it?

qlexie

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

everythingstarstuff

ottermatopoeia

i’ve seen this so many times and i’m just now realizing i’m not clear if this is a description of where someone might see themselves in 10 years or if the person is interviewing the cat

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

these all have the same energy

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

another contender

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

leradny

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

getlostpeeves

It fucking WORKED.

kezia-kawaii

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

mercury-kid

i need to fix my whole life please

theblackpearl

Jujubee in Category is All Star Eleganaza

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (Season 5, Episode 8)

omruc

I have never in my gay life witnessed something more iconic than THIS runway look. I have never seen anything more beautiful in any fashion media. Goddess legend!