Things

I like it, I post it.

[yoshirox10]

Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

[surprisebitch]

the fucking caption im screaming

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[babyanimalgifs]

this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

[gigglefitjunkrat]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

[cryingblogger]

ignoring men is self care

[higgzorz]

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

[best-life-wisdom]

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

[distinguishedbaloney]

[meanplastic]

[theweirdwideweb]

[melisica]

[lordeboy]

hey

[uarecrying-deactivated20230519]

I have literally thought about this everyday for the last week and a half

[angelbabyspice]

if i don’t reblog this assume i’ve been fucking murdered

[onlyblackgirl]

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Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Local news does not give any fucks lmao

[needtherapy]

But wait! They got him a shirt!

[brainstatic]

[ivsaur]

[famousinmyhead]

Ill never not reblog this!

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[the-real-eye-to-see]

News that please the eye