Mud creature

Get muddy. Lost in the sauce. Caked with dirt.

[moonfedmouth]

i love when he baby

[virtualtear00]

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. Okay well I'm Shallan Davar.

[hay-bails]

paying my monthly stormlight dues

[vernans]

rare unreleased footage from alecto the ninth

[sintarija]

Isn't it funny how this is almost canon?

Inspired by this post.

[taytei]

happy pride to them

hope they know what a rainbow is

[thephilosophersapprentice]

"average knight radiant makes 5 dramatic entrances per week" factoid actually statistical error. average knight radiant makes 1 dramatic entrance per month. Kaladin Stormblessed, who makes 50 dramatic entrances every day, and Thespians Hoid, who makes 500 every hour, are outliers adn should not have been counted

[awesomelyanon]

That last ask got me thinking about stormlight again so here's a little Kal and Syl

[peachdoxie]

Kaladin really is the character of all time. He's a Windrunner. He's a surgeon. He's a former slave. He is Stormblessed. He protects those who cannot protect themselves. He's depressed. He has PTSD. He's been actively suicidal. He invented group therapy. He says ridiculously dramatic things with 100% sincerity. He repeatedly forms tight knit groups out of people. He will be warm again. He's the most eligible bachelor on Roshar. He doesn't understand why women keep coming to the clinic just to see him. He couldn't save Tien. He saved his father. He recreated Die Hard. He is the spear that would not break.

[gooseisamenace]

You will be warm again.

Been thinking about how Kaladin flying in/above storms acts as a visual representation of his journey. Also beyond terrified for what’s coming in WaT.

[hay-bails]

went kind of bonkers this afternoon

[2mins-world]

Saw someone else do this

It's so cute lol 🩷

Tagging: @changbinlov3r @ashitshowforalot @tfshouldidohere @thelittolpinklady @hyuuukais @notastraykid @queen-in-the-shadows @writingforstraykids @seung-mong @l3visbby @thatonedemigodfromseoul and any other precious mooties I may have forgotten!! (No pressure tho ;))

[hyuuukais]

cute!!!

tagging <3 @quokkabite @ashitshowforalot @channie-143 @chaeryred @bokkiesplace

[chaeryred]

this so cute, thanks for the tag !

tagging (no pressure) ! @moss-sprout @mrsandypants @bunny-bunny-moon + anyone who wishes to join

[moss-sprout]

Ohh this was so so fun!!!

Honestly lol; I'm really shocked by how accurate this is... Like I say those phrases all the time and this really matches me lol

Tags!! @sleepdeprivedpikachu @not-untitled-just-uncreative @chainsaw-raven @part-time-zombie @enby-dressmaker @hexcia and for anyone else! this was really fun i recommend you play :)

[part-time-zombie]

Dude I'm fucking aroace what the hell

(this was still alot of fun tho, I enjoyed doing this)

@instantromannoodles @nico-the-overlord @ajdrawsig @i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy @soysaucevictim @not-sure-what-im-feeling and anyone else who sees this, try this out if you want <3

[ajdrawsig]

Lol uh im not quite sure this is accurate

Tagging @gabalicious-g @ghostpondd @lonelylesbian2 @tina-mairin-goldstein @rainy-sel

[gabalicious-g]

This one was SO much fun actually

thank u for the tag!!!!

@aemelia @sprinklethetangerine @irreplaceable-spacexual @redfive--standingby @ickachris @greenfinchwriter @willgraham-manwhore @heyimjustlaura12

[greenfinchwriter]

Oh my gosh thank you for the tag!!! This was a blast!!!🥰😁💖💖💖💖

Gently tagging: @katsy-kitty @deerainy @boleynecklace @elizabeth-daae @bloodycraquelures @valentinsylve @folie-a-deux @emeraldinerosefaedragon @chronicroderick @sqeeebus (I actually did mean to tag u but I got anxious,not that you need a tag to play ever,but still you weren't forgotten,so your retroactive tag here😁💖), @t3acupz

[t3acupz]

thanks for the tag @greenfinchwriter i feel like it got me perfectly

tagging: @ohwellthatslifesstuff @hold-the-devil-well @a-grief-observed @scratchmyrash @dysenchanted @dysfunctionaldogdude @forthecriminallyinsane @spellbound-multi @hungryhungryhannibalhimbo @mangywayway @bloodycraquelures @vikdraws @littleblackraincloudofcourse @coco-saurio @sailorbowie @mitzvahmelting @cedarxwing @aomiinwonderland & anyone else that wants to :3

[hungryhungryhannibalhimbo]

I was so surprised but excited to get tagged. Thanks so much, you lovable Brownham addict! Does this mean I’m finally cool on tumblr guys? Did I do it? I am a romantic so I guess the title fits.

Gently tagging: @tethered-heartstrings @murderfathers @suchawrathfullamb @nothing-but-teeth-and-skin @ml-nolan @spinkertoot @kirks-slutty-red-tights @casscrowie @unhealthycannibalobsessions @emeraldinerosefaedragon

No pressure to play but you’re all great <3

[ml-nolan]

Sounds about right. I’m impatient as fuck. 😆 AND WHERE’S MY SKELETON ARMY??

Tagging (no pressure!): @ryal-is-reading @moonisthedoor @humanshapedstress @rootveggiesandtoads @garwicbreb

[ryal-is-reading]

OK this was actually really cool and shockingly accurate? Thank you for the tag @ml-nolan !

Tagging the wonderful @birdblacksocialclub @rainbowcarousels @softest-punk @dancinbutterfly and @moorishflower

[birdblacksocialclub]

Okay this was so much fun!

Also ‘many thoughts at once is accurate XD’ tagging: @rainbowcarousels , @hekateinhell , @altocat , @rivkae-winters , @wowa-bublord , @salternateunreality2 (no pressure 🖤)

[wowa-bublord]

hehe prev we have the same soul

@smokeys-house @pink-nubes @terrorgatt @magnuficent76 @kingsleeeee @chaotomatic @sicpvon and whoever else wants to join! Thanks for the tag!

[kingsleeeee]

GWVDBFKGNROTPKYNGNG Bubby it looks like you’re on my team 👀😈

Alright ya goobers @unraveling-plot @a-song-without-words @sporadic-osprey @sarebs

[sarebs]

@kingsleeeee I guess we’re mortal enemies now >:)

[wafflelovingbatgirl]

Stormlight 5 is done!

[daisdu]

Happy Pride Month to men who can read, women who use swords, Drehy BridgeFour, and all priests

[mistbix]

not enough aang and gyatso out there...

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...

[swagspren]

Hoid-Kaladin dynamic is awesome bc Hoid isn’t even that annoying to Kaladin. He’ll truly just be like “rough day huh Kaladin” and Kaladin will go “do you ever shut the fuck up”