Sugar-Fuelled Apricity

She/her 🏳️‍🌈✡️🎗 Xennial ✒️📚🐎 multi-fandom

[greenfinchwriter]

Local smol fledgling enjoys maker uppies, more at 11, now back to the studio😁💖

A small Valentine for @fofoqueirah and @sellycarcosa 😘💖

Also a belated entry for the "fuzzy socks" prompt for @valenfangs

[greenfinchwriter]

Harris has his hockey boys film some soccer content for the off season, in the spirit of Canada hosting the World Cup (just Canada in their universe - I'm a biased Canadian,sorry,just let me dream).

Hanging with Team Canada,doing some easy soccer drills,seeing some of the braver soccer stars try skating and shooting a puck,letting the Europeans and whoever else wants to try show off some juggling, and shots on goal. A light hearted soccer trivia quiz for a Centaurs intercut with a hockey quiz for the soccer players. A tongue in cheek "fouls in soccer vs hits in ice hockey" sketch etc.

It turns out Haasy is a big soccer fan,and freaking amazing at juggling. His mom sent some adorable pics of baby Haasy kicking a soccer ball,in oversized jersey, fan scarf and hat,beaming gap toothed,sitting on his equally decked out dad's shoulders,with his just as dressed up siblings,cheering at a game,just for the video. Both the Centaurs and the Internet collectively melt over the sheer cuteness of baby Haasy. Much to the poor kid's unending horror,and suffering. He knows Sims can die from mortification but he feels like he's about to find out if humans can too. To be honest he'd welcome it at this point. Please no one look directly at him for the next month or two. And he was so happy that his parents immediately adored Ilya from the moment they met. Oh how naive he was *dramatic sigh* (he's mostly kidding but also 🥺 please be nice to him he's very stressed)

In all the playoffs and Cup winning madness Haasy and the team then completely forget about the whole thing. Until Haasy gets an official invite by Team Switzerland to attend one of their matches,and come hang out with their team.

Team Switzerland's star striker happens to be a big hockey fan,and more precisely a big Haasy fanboy. He also happens to be a great guy,wickedly handsome, and bisexual. Haasy has a really nice time but unlike the entire Internet,and the Centaurs groupchat, he fails to pick up on the guy's blatant flirting immortalized in the widely shared,cute social media content of the entire thing.

He doesn't even catch on when the guy takes him out to dinner,complete with walking Haasy up to his hotel room door like a gentleman.

Haasy doesn't realize until he arrives at the hockey camps to help out. Mostly because the Centaurs,and Bears won't let him live it down the entire time - lovingly, of course.

Then he flies home and has to get ribbed some more about it by his siblings😂

Don't worry about Haasy though,soccer guy and him exchanged numbers and follow each other on socials- contrary to popular belief this shy,anxious bottom isn't actually a virgin,he'll be okay😉

Ilya,Bood,Troy,Dykstra,Chouinard,Dillon and the rest are torn between being proud cheerleaders,and overprotective busy bodies. Shane is more concerned with making sure they aren't getting too involved.

[thoughtkick]

“Forgive yourself for accepting less than you deserved - but don’t do it again.”

— Unknown

[greenfinchwriter]

I personally don't think Hollanov,and the Centaurs in general (as a whole) would ever do the "no sex during the playoffs" nor the "no shaving during the playoffs" superstitions.

Would they have their own superstitions and rituals? Oh for sure!

But I just don't believe for a second Shane and Ilya would stop fucking for that long when neither of them has ever seen a shred of credibly provable evidence that the whole playoff season celibacy thing produces any more than cranky,distracted team mates instead of more intense,and better play. Those two can't keep their hands off of each other,if anything they are convinced they play better the more they fuck. You can't tell me they don't have at least one weird sex based playoffs ritual - like Shane teaches Ilya some mizuhiki so they can incorporate decorative ones into their shibari sessions just before they head into the playoffs, or there is some sex toy or scene that's "lucky" if they use it/play it out or something🤔😏😂

I think Shane and Ilya would need and cherish the release of a scene, or even just lazily fucking in their hotel shower before tenderly washing each other,to calm down and come back into balance after these highly charged, physically,and psychologically draining games.

Stress relief is a good, much healthier option, friends. Whether that's achieved via sex or meditation or whatever else works for the person in question is irrelevant. As long as it's neither harmful to themselves or anyone else, nor otherwise destructive or dangerous, it's all good.

Of course,having said that,I can only imagine some sports journalists probing Centaurs era Hollanov for their clearly incredibly successful playoff season strategies,only for Ilya to have to fight for his life so he doesn't burst out cackling since he'd probably get into trouble with Harris,and their publicists again if he told them that their secret weapon is lots of kinky gay sex. Meanwhile Shane is having the same thought and accompanying images stuck in his mind, and has to deliver his usual media trained spiel with a beet red head😂

[rt0no]

[yuckyguyliker]

Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

1x03 - Potage

[neetpro99]

[lavenderprose]

Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears

[jewish-vents]

I can't stand gentile europeans who say "we understand the horrors of the holocaust, it's in our bones" actually you don't. a rapist doesn't get to tell their victim they understand what it's like to be raped. you were the perpetrators, you rounded us up in cattle cars and then raided our homes, stole our belongings, more than extatic you finally solved your jewish question. you don't get to make our genocide about you actually. now they tout their "anti genocide" humanistic approach while still actively harming and calling for the harm of jews. you didn't learn anything from it, you just wish you could do it again without consequences

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[carnationhes]

#myThey

[gaynehollander]

Shane calls Ilya a passenger princess one (1) time and after that, he will constantly say shit like “away to the carriage” and “by royal decree we must listen to Kendrick now.” Shane’s not even sure where he learned the phrase ‘royal decree’ but suspects Ilya did fucking research for this bit.

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

love the idea of hollanovs hookups just gradually becoming more and more drawn out over the years, as they start to miss each other more and more in the interim.

when they’re finally alone after a game (after weeks of anticipation… a fresh haircut, new cologne, tailored jeans that fit just right) and they’re just all over each other. So desperate, like their skin has been on fire for weeks and the other one is the only salve that works.

And it’s all furious energy after the game and the waiting… but as they fall into the bed and it’s happening so quickly and it will be over so quickly….

they both do everything they can to draw it out without the other noticing.

Shane is trying to make his abnormally precise clothes folding seem teasing and tempting instead of a moment to take in Ilya’s presence, his eyes on Shane’s skin.

Just as Shane is about to come Ilya remembers just how short the countdown is between Shane’s orgasm and Shane leaving him alone again. So Ilya edges him to tears, revelling in Shane’s desperation but also just trying to delay the inevitable for as long as possible.

And if Shane just happens to make a mess across both of their stomachs…

And if Ilya just happens to suggest that they shower together again…

And if a shower turns into sleepy third round handjobs and they both just flop onto the hotel bed exhausted to take a nap…

Well, it’s not like the other seems to have any problem with it

[anemoia-blue]

I miss being stored in a cool, dry place.

[hr-rep]

Drunk Shane nearly in tears after being told by Ilya that he can’t sit in his Ilya’s lap while he’s driving. Last time Ilya got drunk, he did this to Shane. This pattern will continue.

[ohcebo]

alternate metros jersey shane 🙂‍↕️

[shaneposting]

shane is literally a Boyfriend guys he’s stocking the cottage full of stuff he’d never eat bc they’re ilya’s favourite snacks and he’s driving his passenger princess around and carrying ilya’s bags and asking what he wants for dinner and waking him up in the middle of the night to be like ‘hey here’s how we can be together forever until we are old and wrinkly. do u agree yes or yes’

and even before that he’s constantly checking if his baby is okay and he’s sitting in that stairwell cuddling ilya’s jacket and he’s so desperate to hold ilya’s hand when he’s off his head on painkillers. he’s rereading old texts. he’s got his phone in his hand and he’s texting ilya when he’s literally just got off the ice after winning the cup again and that’s years before they’re even together. he’s inviting ilya to the cottage because he gets two weeks off a year and he wants to spend them both with his favourite person

he’s a loverboy! he’s spent so so long wanting to be able to connect with ilya like this and now he finally can! he was born to play hockey but also to be ilya’s boyfriend!