"thank you, everyone"

🍉 Salem • 18yo+ • isfj-t • Any pronouns :] • professional yapper 🫰

[2mins-world]

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Feel free to ask me questions about anything you want to know and I'll try my best to answer them for you :3

I'll cry if u unfollow me btw

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[the-yoshir]

Ok then don't post it online?

[64mpg]

sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry

[bombing]

this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[2mins-world]

i looked up "cute cars" tell me why one of the lists i saw was just different SUVs 🫩

i was looking for cars like 90s miatas or smth all these modern cars r ugly asf for no reason

i don't want a hot pink jeep wrangler or a pink SUV or a minivan or a waymo or a smart car or a fiat 500

i don't want boxy, flat, cramped, or pointy

i don't want leather seats

i don't want velvet interior fabric

i don't want a "tan" interior that's really just orange

i don't want manual

and i don't want a 2 door

i feel like it shouldn't be this hard to make cars look nice, especially with how much they cost nowadays like come on, put at least some craftsmanship into it ffs

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[2mins-world]

pesto is the sauce of all time

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

[fairycosmos]

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[blackforestbride]

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

[blackforestbride]

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[blackforestbride]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[aceattorneygame]

Nothing good.

[beemovieerotica]

[dalniente]

it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

[angelumcaedis]

couldn’t not preserve this tag @spottedenchants

[ironmyrmidon]

Two figures arguing on my shoulders, except instead of an angel and a devil, it's an architect and an engineer.

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know