"thank you, everyone"

🍉 Salem • 18yo+ • isfj-t • Any pronouns :] • professional yapper 🫰

[2mins-world]

For my new mooties or just anyone who wants to know more about me (stuff that's not in my Master list)

M. List

Zodiac: Sagittarius ♐

Fave color: Green (Earthy tones, not really bright greens)

Top 5 genres of music: 1. Kpop(obviously) 2. Modern rock/indie rock 3. Classical 4. Pop punk 5. The entire Howl's Moving Castle soundtrack

Hobbies: Crochet, paint, draw, write, sing, play cello, bake, listen to music, play Stardew Valley

Other Fun (not really) Facts about me:

I'm high functioning autistic(I hate that that's the medical terminology bc it dehumanizes autistic people, especially people who struggle more than others)

My first language is English, but I can also speak Spanish(not as well as I used to but I'm still semi-conversational) and I'm learning Korean, French, and ASL

Feel free to ask me questions about anything else you want to know and I'll try to answer them for you :3

I'll cry if u unfollow me btw

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[2mins-world]

small blog announcement:

i love skz and i probably always will but idk if i'll be posting on this blog much anymore just because i haven't really kept up with them lately and i have other interests i want to write about on my other blogs. i will likely circle back sometimes but i wanted to let all 247 of y'all know so you don't worry or anything if i disappear off the face of the earth for a while. love y'all bad <3333

[2mins-world]

so uhhhh I dramatically(stupidly) deleted tumblr from my phone for a bit because I was in love(gross i know) but I'm over it now(not rly) 'cause it turned out to be too good to be true and um I'm back now :)

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[2mins-world]

y'all, i have a work crush and I'm going insane about it someone please kill me

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[pinayelf]

white europeans calling race an "american construct" when their ancestors invented it to justify chattel slavery always makes me feel insane

[2mins-world]

i need a cig, metaphorically that is

[2mins-world]

and then tumblr said "are you sure you wanna post without tags" and i said "fuck you i do what i want" and posted anyway

[2mins-world]

i need a cig, metaphorically that is

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[imjunebitch]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[lynxindisguise]

[avalonjoan]

hey now...

[tundrakatiebean]

[thebibliosphere]

Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.

[the-wonderer-of-the-web]

YES!! I am a HUGE advocate for the concept of “their are no bad ideas, just bad executions”

[twicemallow]

mostly real i, too, wonder how I've managed to make it this far, but my mom debates I more..... (#loredrop) (do NOT ask further about my mom)

💟 no pressure tags bcs i need to see my moots n their tropes : @woniefication @shyoko @yooniso @myuviis @koiiq @chrrific @blooddlusts @seobluuu @luvmahae etc

[koiiq]

CRAZY IM GAGGEDDDD I'll take it 😻😻

Np tags : @wonsoire @yewwwaaahhh @b4echo @wonroha idk TT

[b4echo]

WAYYY too accurate people on this app srsly need to stop taking shit so serious and stop hating all the time 😭‼️‼️

@hyvnesangel @kirbray04 @satorisoup @quokkaine @channlust @joyracha @yawwni @stryscribbles @hrtbamgyuuu @hnsbxby @hanjinology @ninisei @gyuzies @moch3rii @kloversung @sugarkiiss @jektaev @skzcodered @strrykais

no pressure !!

[strrykais]

and sometimes everyone does something thats a little basic ! ❤️‍🔥👍

@xoxiaojun @pvppymin @minkieater @cosmicalily

[2mins-world]

Uhhh

Tagging: literally anyone idgaf