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AHHHHHHHGGGG

So I worked the closing shift tonight and a woman came in literally 4 minutes before we close.

We warned her when she came in and at the 2 minute mark and she was complaining saying before we closed at 10 which is only true during chrismas.

We told her we were closing soon and she literally said "oh okay im just gonna grab some more stuff!" Im not fucking kidding.

Then she finally gets up to the register I finish ringing up her shit and she swipes her card halfway into her paying she says

"Oh wait I forgot something!"

#i told her no #she was very upset #like im sorry you chose to come in 4 minutes before closing #if we tried to do your separate transaction the computer literally wouldn't accept it #once we close it doesn't fucking work anymore #she said she'd get it in the morning #like you need a mountain dew THAT bad

Splork lives in my closet now

#idk either man #i just came home from work and they were in there #theres too many people in this damn house

What if I requested 5000 dollars from jeff bezos on cashapp?

#monies?

Very friendly person in the woods

#im gonna teach them how to make balloon animals #splork #they said thats their name #they live in the woods

I need to apologize to my clown troupe...

I dont feel at home without them even though im in my bed in my air-conditioned home and nobody here has a peanut allergy.

Im gonna try to apologize to them ive left them a peice offering a little bit away from their tent i hope they know im sorry.

#also ignore that person in the pictures #theyre not part of this but they seemed friendly #might share a bowl with them idk

jamies-shelf

I do not think this is North Carolina.

sargent-studious-hater

Diva where are you :'[

jamies-shelf

I am unsure. It looks too flat to be North Carolina. We are currently in the middle of a field, once we get to a town I think we will ask how close to North Carolina we are.

sargent-studious-hater

Okay be safe! Youre not walking right?

#i hope shes not walking #im pretty sure that puts ypu in some kind of twilight zone #could be a rumor #its raining frogs again

jamies-shelf

I do not think this is North Carolina.

sargent-studious-hater

Diva where are you :'[

#i dont think shes even in the store anymore #theres some black mold in the break room now #marsha (landlord)#help #STUFF! We have it?

WHO PUT THAT WALL THERE

#ouch #:<

jamies-shelf

Hello tumblr. I would very much appreciate if you would spread this poster around. My dear wife Marsha (Landlord) has been missing for about a month and I and her many children are worried for her well being. Any information on her whereabouts can been directed to my email [email protected] thank you.

sargent-studious-hater

I think i found her

jamies-shelf

Where is this store?

sargent-studious-hater

Its a store called "STUFF! we have it?" In north Carolina its the only one

jamies-shelf

Is it often daylight at 4 am in North Carolina? Marsha has been posting photos of daylight at odd hours.

sargent-studious-hater

Yeah sometimes the sun rises freakishly early and then sets again after an hour and then it rises again at 8 am

#it also has been raining frogs a lot

jamies-shelf

Hello tumblr. I would very much appreciate if you would spread this poster around. My dear wife Marsha (Landlord) has been missing for about a month and I and her many children are worried for her well being. Any information on her whereabouts can been directed to my email [email protected] thank you.

sargent-studious-hater

I think i found her

jamies-shelf

Where is this store?

sargent-studious-hater

Its a store called "STUFF! we have it?" In north Carolina its the only one

#i was supposed to go home 2 hours ago #im setting up two sleeping bags

jamies-shelf

Hello tumblr. I would very much appreciate if you would spread this poster around. My dear wife Marsha (Landlord) has been missing for about a month and I and her many children are worried for her well being. Any information on her whereabouts can been directed to my email [email protected] thank you.

sargent-studious-hater

I think i found her

#Marsha (Landlord)#missing #marsha go home!!!#please i wanna go home too #tw job #tw employment

bigziti-in-the-house

Heyyyyy big ziti here. Just ate some ostrich parm, think I’m gonna go for the donkey parm next time, too much feathers.

sargent-studious-hater

This sickens me big ziti

#cooking #who even are you even?

Work is going BAD

#someone whacked me over the head with a stack of paper plates #i didnt count their change fast enough #also I ran out of money in the register #i had to empty my pockets into the damn thing

Oh boy I sure do love lying awake im gonna hit myself in the head until I pass out

#hehe #eepyposting

marsha-landlord

The people here are strange even when I ask them where we are they just stare at me with wide eyes and wide grins and ask me if I would like to go fishing I do not know what they mean please send help to my location.

sargent-studious-hater

Ofc I'll send help right away first I need to know where you are maybe try asking one of the wide eyed fishermen?

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

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