...No Hetero

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[sarginitial]

My version of a simple recipe... Probably the best, easiest brownies I've ever made. I wonder how it would work with peanut butter... #nutella #brownies #baking #yummy #holiday #instafood

[sarginitial]

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Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ... CHERRYBOMB (at Giant Center)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sarginitial]

Opening a SEALED Jurassic Park VHS tape in 2018! I had to record this rare opportunity. #vhs #retro #JurassicPark #unboxing #video #satisfying

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sarginitial]

[gif87a-com]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

[robotlyra]

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

[unpretty]

the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between “a child who doesn’t get enough exercise” and “a child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular way”

[unpretty]

you know what else is weird? we had to do that fitness test every year but like… we never actually… learned how to do the things they tested us on…

like, now that i am an adult i have learned how to build up my strength so i can do pushups, but that seems like something they could have taught us? in school? in the class where they tested our ability to pushups? they never taught us how to work our way up to actually doing a chin-up, or whatever. even if i had just been “out-of-shape” (as a CHILD), nothing they did would have solved that problem. i did not learn how to exercise in a functional way until i was out of school and teaching myself, so i’m not sure what those p.e. classes were even intended to accomplish, really.

[sarginitial]

But I mean Dodgeball amirite?

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

u think being gay is hard? LMAO try being a naruto fan

[otherwindow]

Posts from deactivated accounts are like those bloodstains in dark souls that show the last 5 seconds before the player perished.

[pringlesaremydivision]

so you’ve seen gifs of simone giertz’s shitty robots, right? of course you have.

she’s amazing. she’s hilarious. she’s a woman in STEM, kicking ass.

she just found out she has a brain tumor.

the doctors are pretty sure it’s benign, but it’s big, and she’s gonna have to have pretty major surgery which is gonna keep her from making videos for a while.

while she’s recovering, her patreon is pretty much gonna be her only source of income, so if you enjoy the gifs of her videos, or just want to support a pretty awesome chick who needs some help, you might want to kick a few dollars over that way.

(i’m not associated with simone in any way, i don’t know her - other than the fact that she favorited one of my tweets once! - but i absolutely adore her personality and her work and i haven’t seen any posts about this, so i figured i’d put something up.)

simone’s youtube - instagram - twitter - patreon

[unclefather]

[sarginitial]

A Kit Kat between two slices of bread...

[raspberrychainsaw]

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[feywildfox]

this is what anxiety is like

[randyhaldeman]

How lucky am I to have this woman be the mother of my lil’ Rosemary? She’s silly, intelligent (🤓), and an amazing role model for my daughter. Yesterday, for St. Baldrick’s @anniebaileys, this beautiful woman proudly donated four huge locks of her hair. I couldn’t be more amazed by her generosity to do something that even I don’t have the courage to do. It’s a simple act of kindness to her, but to me it reinforces the fact that little Rosemary will be inspired by her mom for life. Just when I thought her heart couldn’t get any kinder, she proves me wrong again. My #wce. - - - This is a picture of Ro’ and Ashley on the @strasburgrailroad for my nephew’s birthday yesterday. It was a challenging day, but we made it through. • #RHaldemanArt #stbaldricks #fuckcancer #momsarethebest https://ift.tt/2GY0VPM

[saddest-cat-hours]

👏👏👏 That’s my boy 😢

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye