Sarnie-For-Varney

Harley 🐌 • 21 • "I licked your letter, hoping for a lingering taste of you"

[sarnie-for-varney]

Tagged by @onmyboehmeraccount to post 6 non-selfie photos (hopefully I am not missing any sort of theme here, I went for random things 😳)

1. The beach in Morecambe, not far from the Eric statue

2. A stained glass window in Gloucester Cathedral

3. B e e

4. The Floor Show from when I saw Rocky Horror at The Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham

5. A rather overgrown staircase at the nature reserve near where I live

6. A snail mosaic in London that looked suspiciously like my African land snail, Oscar

I tag @barkilphedros-hat, @certusbiscuit, @thedollface221b, @yakuzuryu, @lizzthefrizzzz, @theleagueofgentlemen

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I'm not sure if this has ever been posted here on Tumblr but after rewatching Whitechapel, I was curious about what the ending could've been if it hadn't been cancelled.

Turns out we were given an answer:

Screenshot from NickCollins91 on r/BritishTV

[write-with-will]

Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

[nanaimothoughts]

Just wanna jump off of this post to remind y'all of three things.

Anti trans legislation was recently passed in the UK as a direct result of JK's funding

She has stated that she takes any interaction with the Harry Potter franchise as an endorsement of her views.

The only reason the new series exists is because JK threw a hissy fit over Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and I believe Rupert Grint all disavowed her transphobia, so she remade the series.

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There's a phenomenon my friend @yakuzuryu calls the 'Bruce Wayne Effect'.

The idea that everybody who plays Batman, even if you hadn't paid much attention to them before, suddenly becomes even just a fraction more attractive to you.

I think it's because they're either brooding, moody, and damaged - or pathetic little meow meows. Sometimes both.

I myself have been a victim of the Bruce Wayne Effect, an undeniable stirring in my chest when gazing upon Christian Bale or Robert Pattinson. 'Tis an affliction that I hope I shall recover from.

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Just thought about something. The original book of Breakfast on Pluto is massively more explicit than the movie (even with Kitten being called 'Pussy' in the novel). And Cillian Murphy said that he loved the book. So when he found out a movie was being made, he said he practically begged for an audition.

Does that mean that Cillian Murphy auditioned for the role, completely anticipating that it was gonna be an exact replication of the book?

Bro really said 'I see myself in Pussy'. 'I can be Pussy, I am Pussy' and he was absolutely right.

"I am become pussy, destroyer of worlds"

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Hot take: Classical music is the musical form of edging.

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WARNING: FLASHING IMAGES/LIGHTS

Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow - Batman Trilogy

Song: Disease by Lady Gaga

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WARNING: FLASHING IMAGES/LIGHTS

Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow - Batman Begins

(Yes, I have finally caught the Cillian curse after all this time. Damn you, psychotic and morally skewed characters.

Also yes, I'm using Inshot because Capcut are robbing bastards and put everything behind a pay wall)

Song: Down With The Sickness - Disturbed (audio edited by me)

[cineemaa]

fantastic planet (1973) directed by rene laloux

[notfspurejam]

It was a privilege to welcome all the guest stars of Inside No. 9: Stage/Fright to Wyndham's Theatre, each lighting up the stage with their own brilliance.

A huge thank you to every iconic name who stepped Inside No. 9.

[geryone]

Unravel, Tolu Oloruntoba

[sarnie-for-varney]

Keifer Sutherland eating a Greggs (specifically a steak bake):

Full video here:

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[local-blog-for-local-people]

Inside No. 9: The Party's Over

[kitmarlowe]

Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room / Plodding On

[sarnie-for-varney]

"I can't do basic duck lips in Vegas

Who am I kidding? I take selfies too.

Friends setting me up so I can play catch up,

I don't want them when I'm waiting for you.

I know how it sounds, don't get me wrong.

On and on about what I don't want.

Maybe I oughta lighten up.

But why does this walk feel like a run?

I'm dragging a heart that weighs a ton,

Holding out for not just anyone..."

[lakeseekers]

snail

[hymnostic]

straight into the images of all time folder