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the few notable inquests of jester VIII

[ethrlst]

from @ohhenryashton ig!

they’re soooo eugh! i missssed them so much. actually bawling my eyes out— they’re so dear to me!!

wishing bertie and oscar were there :(

[sartressickle]

i. hey chat is it weird to be embarrassed 🤔of your existence. hey grok tell me what is an optimal self esteem. hey meta how do i

[sartressickle]

if you were to ask me why i organize my books like that i would tell you it came to me in a dream and that is because it did

[sartressickle]

never let that looming, inexplicable dread stop you from finding your true Misery. honestly

[sartressickle]

when i see him in that icu room boy you know i went crazy 😕couldnt see my daddy like that thats my baby 😞😞💔💔💔

[sartressickle]

when you invoke the right to some arcane trial… but one of the few targaryens who might be less inclined to tyranny….…just dies…¿ thus dooming the timeline?…aerion targaryen we are looking at you…

[sartressickle]

all these pretentious targaryen truthers on twitter hating on new gens who got into the universe from akotsk (arguably one of the best, if not the best adaptation of GRRM). im sorry but we the people want to see the wins of the smallfolk

[sartressickle]

the quaritchsully resurrection, the very one foretold in the prophecy…

[sartressickle]

greetings tumblr NATION

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six of crows

akotsk

gentlemen’s bastards

lotr

the hobbit

star trek

sherlock bbc

the apothecary diaries

asoiaf/GoT/HoD

lockwood & co

the wheel of time

sinners

legendborn

bbc merlin

the twilight zone

one piece

ju jutsu kaisen

[sartressickle]

finding myself increasingly captivated by telekinesis or magical expressions of telekinesis in my ships

[sartressickle]

midterms are OVER yall let me get an early season 5 merthur combo meal with a side of dragon sickness bilboxthorin fries and a lawless byler fanta please

[neptuniite]

Uhura

[sartressickle]

at the club feeling miserable who wants to listen to the superbat x six of crows fanfic im writing while i roll up in my purse

[sartressickle]

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[sartressickle]

arthur: six sevennnn

merlin:….this dragon literally lying to my face 🤦

kilgarrah: Oh how the mountains trembled beneath the might of the great wizard that existed once upon a time in a land rather closely associated with Camelot and other similarly situated regions of the earthly kingdoms…. kingdoms not only limited to Albion as it may be…. often times we as magical beings are created in a continuous cycle to, in absolution, transcend the foolishly human desire to-

morgana after watching all extended editions of lotr and the hobbit: helppp cause why do i lowkey ship aralas

[ars-3n1-c]

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I ENJOY AI FREE, POORLY WRITTEN, MADE BY A 12 YEAR OLD, TYPO FILLED ARALAS FANFICTION MADE. BY. MAN.

[papayafromtv]

hands down the bbc merlin version of the sword in the stone legend is the funniest possible version of it. this big dramatic scene of arthur realising his true potential and finally believing in himself as a king as his remaining subjects watch in awe, witnessing a sign that their king is destined to carry camelot to greatness, because this legendary prophecy about removing the sword from the stone has finally come to pass,

and then merlin’s in the background whispering to gaius just ‘yeah i stuck that in there like last week and made the story up on the spot. gonna use magic to make it look like arthur’s actually doing something’ SIR PLEASE