Hot Mess Express

| A collection of inspiration, my art, and personal posts |

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

[vintage-tigre]

Happy New Year! Time for Lemon Pigs! A new year tradition, bring yourself good luck for the ensuing year by making a lemon pig. You will need:

1 x Lemon

2 x Cloves

4 x matchsticks / tooth picks

A piece of tin foil

A knife

5p/Shilling/Nickel coin

Insert the matchsticks / toothpicks in the base of the lemon alla legs. Press in the close to the pointed front of the lemon. Make some little slits just above and pull the rind very slightly up (to create ears). Make a tiny slit at the other end of the lemon and make a tiny tin foil roll and insert into the slit (for the tail). Finally make a small slit beneath the clove eyes and insert a 5 pence piece.

*401 Party and Holiday Ideas from Alcoa, Conny von Hagen, 1971

*Lady Hollyhock and her friends : a book of nature dolls and others, published 1917

*Detroit Free Press, Sun, 8 Dec 1889, Page 11

*The Lemon Pig Completed in The Enterprise January, 1898

[sixbucks]

Don’t forget your lemon and cloves!

[gawki]

Party Opossum !

[piosplayhouse]

I saw someone on Twitter who drew an umamusume version of their childhood horse and I thought it was so cute so I wanted to try too. However I've never owned a horse and my childhood lesson horse was a 10 year old grey gelding named Big Ben who everyone at the barn dreaded being stuck with because he would constantly fart while walking around. So here's my umamusume version of him

[yuumei-art]

Windswept I'll never get tired of making Princess Mononoke fanart. Still my favorite movie of all time

[hybridcalisthenics]

Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)

You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.

Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.

Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.

We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!

Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy

[ferrousferrule]

I recommend this workout to my clients on a pretty regular basis. Hampton is a trainer who ACTUALLY understands what "no really I'm a total beginner" means. 10/10 use myself, send to others, recommend this workout. -your neighborhood medical massage therapist.

[naamahdarling]

Screenshot for those whose phones might be assholish:

Text for cut and paste:

Hybrid Routine 2.0

Monday:

Pushups: 2-3 Sets

Leg Raises: 2-3 Sets

Tuesday:

Pullups: 2-3 Sets

Squats: 2-3 Sets

Wednesday:

Bridges: 2-3 Sets

Twists: 2-3 Sets

Thursday:

Pushups: 2-3 Sets

Leg Raises: 2-3 Sets

Friday:

Pullups: 2-3 Sets

Squats: 2-3 Sets

Saturday:

Bridges: 2-3 Sets

Twists: 2-3 Sets

Sunday:

Day of resting and stretching :)

[yuumei-art]

The Root of Magic

Who else is reading Witch Hat Atelier and stricken with despair over the latest chapters 😭 Poor Qifrey, he can never catch a break 😭😭😭

I can't wait until the anime comes out so I can cry all over again. But until then, here's a fanart~

[sticksandsharks]

I made sticker sheets for base camp and the windward plains featuring my favorite big and little guys.

[sixbucks]

[alunny]

Rock & Love 🤟❤️‍🔥

[uras2rockga]

PINK CHEEKS

[uras2rockga]

I WANNA CRY I LOVE THEM SM

[saruwarui]

Magical Lavender is here to clean up the bad guys!! @bathbunny requested her cute Oc lavender when I asked for requests on Twitter. She was so much fun to draw! #myart #saruwaruiart #digitalart #ocart #friendoc #artistsoninstagram #magicalgirl

[saruwarui]

i love clip studio paint

[saruwarui]

Mermaid no. 3 I was looking at pictures of oranda goldfish today and thought their colors were pretty and decided to do a chubby Lil mermaid. My first colored picture in clip studio paint! I'm really glad I bought this software it works so well on my surface. #myart #saruwaruiart #mermaid #mermay2018 #mermay #orandagoldfish #goldfishmermaid #goldfish #orandagoldfish #digitalart #artistsoninstagram

[saruwarui]

Helping Big_breakfast out with their follower art since they had so many in one day! This one is for The_Flameflyer. Drawing usernames is fun! I immediately thought of the elemental faeries of Magus Bride and the Mana games. #saruwaruiart #pentelbrushpen #firefaerie #firesprite #twitchart #followerart

[saruwarui]

I've been so busy with costume stuff and dealing with really bad depression that I don't have much to post but here are my sweet babbies #pug #pugsofinstagram #puglife🐾 #puglife #germanshephard #germanshepherd #germanshepherdx #rescuedog #petsofinstagram #doggolife #theyregooddogsbrent