The Maltese Falcon Job + faceless
The Bowery Presents
KIROKAZE

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macklin celebrini has autism
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day

ellievsbear
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
EXPECTATIONS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Love Begins

titsay

Product Placement
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
NASA

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The Maltese Falcon Job + faceless
“Depression is flat, hollow, and unendurable. It is also tiresome. People cannot abide being around you when you are depressed. They might think that they ought to, and they might even try, but you know and they know that you are tedious beyond belief. You are irritable and paranoid and humorless and lifeless and critical and demanding and no reassurance is ever enough.”
— Kay Redfield Jamison
We do not have to keep living like this.
It's simple, Darlene will serve white supremacy. She gets an automatic double standard.
It's just a Tuesday at this point.
do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball
Grandmas FTW ✨
Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER
fuck it up granma
[id: photograph captioned “This was how Granma showed me how to sew in a straight nine.” The photo shows someone sewing a simple running stitch parallel to the edge of the cloth. Their thumb rests parallel to both, just beyond where the needle is coming up, and two lines drawn on their thumbnail are matched to the edge of the cloth and the line of stitches respectively.]/end id.
jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself
when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty
Behold, Dorothea
(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)
I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.
He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"
So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.
and if i rewatched leverage again.... what then ?
Social media has made us so eager to “show and tell” but there is beauty in privacy. Everything isn’t meant to be on display. It’s perfectly fine to keep some things for you.
i want Things. i'm sorry marx
one day you'll realize no one was watching and you could have done what you wanted.
diversity win: the worst woman you know is bisexual