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gaia_is_here_now on ao3 - zhey/zhem it/its - gaiatheleafwing on TH - syntaxsynapse on steam

[gaia-is-here-now]

[max0r voice] a jet game, syntax? you've gone insane. jet games are played by dads that have twelve keyboards and people with actual money

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hello there, my name is Syntax or Omen, It/Zhey, aroace and an adult

my art blog is @syntaxsynapse

BY THE WAY "please enjoy arbys" is my transformers tag and "please hate arbys" is my shattered glass tag dont WORRY ABOUT IT

also "arbys custom menu items" is the tag for my tf ocs

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stares into the camera. I hate my fucking country

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also TERFS FUCK OFF I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE <- is a trans people

ALSO if you use AI fuck off, this includes c.ai. that's AI. fucking leave thank youuuuuuuu

@security-unit for murderbot posting

please do not interact w/ me if you post incest/adult x minor stuff, it makes me uncomfortable. tyty

also I run the tangotek Tumblr community, hii! you can join here >:]

I am Tidestrider on Flightrising (don't let the name and graphic fool you, I am, always have been, and always will be arcane)

retired from the EPPRBCU, you may know me from my posts [LIKE THIS].

ALSO you may know me from my hit sideblog @baba-is-blog where I post Whatever The Fuck I Want in babaspeak. it's a blast over there. if you found me from over there via artfight: hi yeah it's me . you got me. im cyanmod

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[urie]

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[apjvff]

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Dangerous Crowboy, if you’re out there …

[tbdagent]

the toy commercial propaganda is working. i do want a toy now

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[kingfucko]

i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[chromaticabrasions]

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

[chromaticabrasions]

you get the vision

[funtimesontheinternet-deactivat]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Hemingway wishes he could

[archerm]

Dear god.  Implicit in every word is “There’s a pretty good chance I could die tonight.”

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[doubleabatteriee]

my bishoujo soundwave design!! + a bonus soundblaster recolor because I thought that would be cool

[baja-blast3r]

My computer blew itself up so I went to the tech store and they told me this:

[chromaticmagpie]

OUT OF CONTEXT LOST LIGHT POSTS BE UPON YE!!!

[penny-anna]

Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:

You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.

Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:

He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.

Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:

And this:

He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.

[penny-anna]

The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.

Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves