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gaia_is_here_now on ao3 - zhey/zhem it/its - gaiatheleafwing on TH - syntaxsynapse on steam

[gaia-is-here-now]

[max0r voice] a jet game, syntax? you've gone insane. jet games are played by dads that have twelve keyboards and people with actual money

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hello there, my name is Syntax or Omen, It/Zhey, aroace and an adult

my art blog is @syntaxsynapse

BY THE WAY "please enjoy arbys" is my transformers tag and "please hate arbys" is my shattered glass tag dont WORRY ABOUT IT

also "arbys custom menu items" is the tag for my tf ocs

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stares into the camera. I hate my fucking country

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also TERFS FUCK OFF I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE <- is a trans people

ALSO if you use AI fuck off, this includes c.ai. that's AI. fucking leave thank youuuuuuuu

@security-unit for murderbot posting

please do not interact w/ me if you post incest/adult x minor stuff, it makes me uncomfortable. tyty

also I run the tangotek Tumblr community, hii! you can join here >:]

I am Tidestrider on Flightrising (don't let the name and graphic fool you, I am, always have been, and always will be arcane)

retired from the EPPRBCU, you may know me from my posts [LIKE THIS].

ALSO you may know me from my hit sideblog @baba-is-blog where I post Whatever The Fuck I Want in babaspeak. it's a blast over there. if you found me from over there via artfight: hi yeah it's me . you got me. im cyanmod

[pigswithwings]

for reference you should never ever be romantically attracted to anyone ever. its just not possible. scientists havent proven it

[pigswithwings]

its not real it was all a dream. romance doesnt exist and has never existed. love is dead

[badassdemonsword]

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

[gumi-megpoidd]

[laura-the-swarming]

I respect the fuck out of this. The whole site is trying its hardest to go against every selling point the dog robots have as its selling points.

The dog robots are supposed to be autonomous, threehalves is explicitly only for being piloted by a human. The giant horns make it difficult for this machine to enter through doorways, and that is the point. Coupled with the built-in weak points, it is very easy to disable this thing, so it can't be used by the police or the military effectively.

OP alluded to how unsettling the machine looks, and I believe that it was a concious decision; the robot dogs have garnered sympathy due to their apperance, which makes it easier for the police to morally justify their use. This thing? You're not gonna get many people to sympathise with it. The only people who would are monster and-or robot fuckers, and I believe these circles generally understand that a machine cannot be trusted (though of course many would willingly approach it for pervert reasons (positive) knowing full well it's a bad idea).

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[artfightdramaconfessions]

some of the anons on here would've been performing full dental exams on their gift horses

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[pmamtraveller]

Daniel Arthur

[lostplanetvoltia]

Anyways, I joined Bakatako. It's kind of like art fight, but with 4 clans and you get quests and daily doodle themes. you can upload your ocs and attack others with art. you can only draw on the provided canvas as a way to make sure all pictures are user drawn and not ai.

invite link is here

I'm in Kitsune

[strayknight]

i have a very controversial deltarune theory about what the knight really is.

[strayknight]

2007 honda civic hatchback

[strayknight]

[drops-of-universe]

can i come over and concern you

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[damianimated]

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

[anna-scribbles]

i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

[thepringlesofblood]

the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’ 

with such great hits as 

mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????

dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst

steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually

dipper: what. the fuck.

the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof 

mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst

steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons

“our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”

steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together* 

dipper: *furiously taking notes*

theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis

dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*

steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*

dipper: ??????thanks??

playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times

(at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill 

various pines: thanks man

steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire

dipper:

[novantinuum]

it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.

mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”

dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”

[silver-tongues-blog]

steven: Oh my mom used to be an alien overlord sent to earth to drain it of its resources. But she didnt want to so she lead a rebellion against my aunts and grandma which i had to finish a couple years Grunkle Ford: huh, so thats what happened to the gem authority

[smolltree]

The implication that Ford knows exactly what Steven is and just left Dipper to obsess over it anyway is gold

[bioniclechicken]

My stupid contribution to Petra Parker