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[sasha-james-offical]

Introduction ✨✨

Hello. I'm, well, Sasha. Tim and the others made some blogs so I decided to hop on the trend too.

I staple archive documents :)

Coworkers: @timothy-stoker-offical @martin-blackwood-offical @jonathan-sims-offical @elias-bouchard-offical

(OOC):

This blog is a roleplay blog for Sasha from Season 1 of TMA.

Mod is a minor, uses she/they/fae pronouns. Character uses she/her.

I've only gotten to about halfway through Season 4 of The Magnus Archives, please no spoilers!

Profile picture is a little doodle of Sasha i did :p

Main blog is @kiwiwiis i also own @book--offical and @hopeless-romantic-offical and i also own another tma blog, @the-desolation-offical

[jonathan-sims-offical]

Ooc- 30 notes on this post and I'll post Elias Miku on my artfight along with the whole backstory on why I made him. 50 and I'll uhh put my design for another character of yall's choice :)

[jane-prentiss-offical]

why do you hate the spiral what doomed yaoi is there between your patrons

Doomed–what. What?

There are multiple things to talk about here. First: I don't hate the Spiral, I just don't get the big deal about fractals. Second: is it really yaoi if both beings involved are genderless cosmic entities with no clear boundaries between any of them?

But, well, you'd have to ask @the-corruption-official for more details, wouldn't you?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

fractals are great, what are you talking about? and personally i don’t see the appeal in worms. they’re just wriggly dirt-eating cylinders

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Um ACTUALLY worms are amazing. Do you have any idea how unlikely it is that life just happened to evolve that way? Every! Single! Living! Thing! is made up of a network of incredibly complicated chemical reactions that I bet you don't understand. A fractal is just a design. They're pretty, sure, but not actually useful, at least not like worms are. Earthworms are vital to maintaining soil health, and for your information, my worms eat flesh, not dirt. ~ ~ ~ Also, what's so scary about fractals? It's a pattern. Now, worms on the other hand...maggots, decay...that scares people.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

how unlikely is it for creatures managing to evolve into cylinders? well clearly it isn’t that unlikely, seeing as we have them. like i said. dirt-eating (or in your case, flesh-eating) cylinders. that’s all they are. but fractals? they are shapes containing detailed structure at such a small scale it’s almost arbitrary, and they’re just natural! also, your fear patron is the one that’s constantly scoffed at. bugs and mold, so scary. insanity? madness? that’s the real stuff.

here are some fractals to convince you that they’re better than worms:

bam. fractals

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Excuse you. First of all, nothing will convince me of such a lie. But then again, lying's your whole deal, isn't it? And also: insects, decay, rot, mold...these are all real concerns that have been around for millenia! Parasites, fungus, they torment both humans and other animals. But if you're going to be stubborn...

I know how we can solve this! @jonathan-sims-offical, who's right here? (hint: it's me!) ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

can insanity not grace both humans and other species? or do you believe that only humans face madness? insanity leads many people to death, i’ll have you know. and mold and parasites can easily be overcome. people just call in pest control. insanity? not so easy to get rid of.

but fine. we can get @jonathan-sims-offical to tell us who’s right, even if i already know the answer (it’s me, obviously)

[jonathan-sims-offical]

I despise you both equally.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Rude, but fair enough, I suppose. We'll have to get someone else to settle it. ~ ~ ~ @michael-the-distortion-official any ideas? And it can't be someone/something Spiral-aligned!

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, boo. neither you nor jon are any fun. @elias-bouchard-offical? will you settle this?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Good idea, I suppose. @elias-bouchard-offical who do you agree with? ~ ~ ~

[elias-bouchard-offical]

You have both done your fair share of irreparable damage to my institute so I will have to agree with Jon on this one.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Spoilsport >:( fine. @martin-blackwood-offical what do you think? ~ ~ ~

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I think I have a pretty good idea to what he'll say given your... history.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

hopefully it will influence him into agreeing that i am right.

@martin-blackwood-offical help settle this!

[martin-blackwood-offical]

I- uh... do I have to pick a side...?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, fine, you can be left out of this i suppose. @jane-prentiss-offical, any ideas as to who can help settle this? (and no, it can’t be anyone related to the corruption)

[jane-prentiss-offical]

No fun at all! Fine... @gerard-keay-official your turn. ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

well, i suppose he’s better than no one. @gerard-keay-official come on, give us an answer

[gerard-keay-official]

...I don't like either of you? Worms are disgusting, but I don't like spiraling madness either

[michael-the-distortion-official]

well now i’m offended! you should. it’s coming for you. you better get used to it soon.

@jane-prentiss-offical who should we get to settle this now?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

We are NOT - well, we are a little disgusting, BUT that's the POINT!

Hmmm...@killer-of-rituals what do you think? >:) ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, her. well it’ll be fun to see what she thinks, if she must be brought into this.

@killer-of-rituals?

[killer-of-rituals]

...You two do realize that at this rate, every unbiased source will say you and your respective patrons are equally terrifying and/or fascinated, right? At this point the argument seems childish.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

It is not childish! It is a completely reasonable argument to have given that Michael just won't admit that I'm right. ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

because you aren’t!

if gertrude won’t answer, @sky-guy-crew? i need your help to convince jane that the spiral is better than the corruption!

[sky-guy-crew]

As someone who has interacted with both Filth and The Twisting Deceit, I don't think I have much of a preference for either of your patrons or care for their toxic doomed yaoi.

I do wish to maintain solidarity with my fellow Michael, though.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

so does that mean you‘ll agree that the spiral is better than the corruption?

[sky-guy-crew]

...you know what? Nope. The Vast is better than both, and my only preference between you two is about you as people, not your patrons.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

harsh, mike, harsh. @jane-prentiss-offical, got any ideas of who to go to next?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Hmmmm... @annabelle-cane-offical!

[annabelle-cane-offical]

I prefer the Web over both the Filth and the Twisting Deceit. Apologies, but you will not be getting an answer from me.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

WAIT I just remembered something! @michael-the-distortion-official the original question wasn't even Spiral vs Corruption at all! It was specifically worms vs fractals! ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh you’re right! i honestly forgot. fractals are better though.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

No they're not. Worms always have been and always will be superior.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

wrong. @nikolaorsinovthereal, help me tell jane that fractals are better than worms!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Personally I Think The Circus Is The Best.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh great, yet another non-answer. thanks for helping

@jane-prentiss-offical, who are we going to next?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Uhhhh...maybe we could get a representative of the Lightless Flame in here? @jude-perry-official

[jude-perry-official]

They’re both fuel for the fire to me 🙃 Would you like a demonstration? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[michael-the-distortion-official]

…how exactly can you burn fractals? i mean worms i can understand, theyre a bit more physical than fractals. oh wait youre of the desolation. nevermind. hmm. @jane-prentiss-offical, what do you think about asking one of the archival assistants?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

That works! @sasha-james-offical answer the question! ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

@sasha-james-offical come on, we need an answer!

[sasha-james-offical]

I really do think that none of you are great at all. Why have been told to choose?

Get your own patrons in and let them brawl it out. Or debate, for that matter.

Or, if you dont wish to get them involved just yet, do it yourselves .

[the-distortion-offical]

I’m hungry.

[the-spiral-official]

Letttttt me get the assistants, one seccccc

@martin-blackwood-offical @sasha-james-offical @timothy-stoker-offical

[sasha-james-offical]

Nno thank you, gotta run!

[the-distortion-offical]

*door appears in front of you*

hi

[sasha-james-offical]

Ha....ha.... think im good... maybe....ill stick with the stranger....

[the-distortion-offical]

I’m hungry.

[the-spiral-official]

Letttttt me get the assistants, one seccccc

@martin-blackwood-offical @sasha-james-offical @timothy-stoker-offical

[sasha-james-offical]

Nno thank you, gotta run!

[sasha-james-offical]

wee snaw

Uhh...... w-woo snee????

[sasha-james-offical]

Thoughts on Tim?

its.... complicated. he's pretty cool though!

[sasha-james-offical]

Are you a Jmart shipper?

shhhh.... mayhaps.

[jonathan-sims-offical]

Archivist, I think you need to reign in your assistants, not long ago I saw Tim running down the street yelling about gay people or something, and I’m pretty sure I heard him mention you and Martin

He was probably just at the pride parade... I would like it if he made less ruckus in the street though.

@timothy-stoker-offical

[timothy-stoker-offical]

ahem.

jon and martin are gay as HELL !!

[sasha-james-offical]

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘! 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚛?

Hmmm. I'm not quite sure! Though i do find velociraptors and other types of raptors quite interesting :)

[sasha-james-offical]

Please don't let a Stranger attack u ;-;

Dont worry, i'm far more competent than Jon and Tim!

[sasha-james-offical]

For those of you thinking "Oh, but you did! you died :)" I was in the wrong place at the wrong time ok??? If i was PREPARED or had the KNOWLEDGE that Elias gave everyone else after I... went..... then i surely would have survived!

[sasha-james-offical]

you had been warned. A masculine figure wearing a pair of shades slides.. -quite literally at the speed he(?) Is moving into your workspace and beginnings to collect all the stapels, and eat them.

Sigh. I suppose I had it coming. What else am I to use to organise documents?

@elias-bouchard-offical hey boss would you mind helping to clean this up.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I'm going to be honest, you probably shouldn't be stapling archived documents as much as you do. I thought you of all people would know that.

[sasha-james-offical]

Oh, come ON. Not you too. At least i'm doing SOMETHING around the archives, Jon hardly ever gave me work.

[sasha-james-offical]

Hello, Sasha. How are you doing?

- @michael-the-distortion-official

......Not you again. I'm doing fine, have you been well since the last time i saw you?

[sasha-james-offical]

do you ship jonmartin

Yes.... but dont tell them

[sasha-james-offical]

Please don't let a Stranger attack u ;-;

Dont worry, i'm far more competent than Jon and Tim!

[sasha-james-offical]

you had been warned. A masculine figure wearing a pair of shades slides.. -quite literally at the speed he(?) Is moving into your workspace and beginnings to collect all the stapels, and eat them.

Sigh. I suppose I had it coming. What else am I to use to organise documents?

@elias-bouchard-offical hey boss would you mind helping to clean this up.

[jonathan-sims-offical]

(I do not know if this is an ‘ask only’ blog, or a actions rp blog, but regardless.)

if you have staples in these archives, I will find them. If you throw the staples into the bin, I will find them. Don’t you know how unprofessional it is to keep stapels.. to poke them through paper, to ruin them!

I don’t staple them, @sasha-james-offical dos. Bring your complaints to her.

[sasha-james-offical]

Ah I.... yes i do, in fact. Though i'm not sure its quite a good thing in this case