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never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

trashboat

its happening

brilliantinemortality

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

kitsunecoffee

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

hate-deactiv

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

sprouseharts

Cole Sprouse by Damon Baker.

adrenaline

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

lesbicasentimental

I LAUGHED TO HARD AT THIS

tastefullyoffensive

thoughtsofacoolkid

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

Someone: The Southside Serpents are the worst. They're so shady and and corrupt I just hate them.

Me: Can't Relate.

adhdetails-blog

one of the most disorienting parts of adhd is how fast your mind goes blank. you get distracted for a second, and suddenly you’re lost and you have to try and guess what’s happening, like “why am i in the kitchen if i’m not hungry? well, there’s a sink so i guess i wanted to wash my hands” and then doing that two more times before remembering fifteen minutes later that you wanted a cup of water. adhd makes doing simple things frustrating and exhausting and people don’t take it seriously and i’m so tired

micdotcom

thabougieone

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

dontcallmepepper

Here Tumblr.

Have a motivational Penguin n_n

residentgoodgirl

aphony-cree

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”