Sanders Sides University au

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Intro Post

All the sides attend Sanders University! Let's meet them.

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Hey I'm Patton Dowce :) I'm an exchange student from canada and am rooming with my online bestie, Virgil, and their childhood friend, Logan. My pronouns are He/Him and I'm a psych major! Ok you go, Virge!

Oh hey, I'm Virgil. Virgil Marr. They/Them I guess. Undecided major... yeah.

Hello, my name is Logan Sherman and I am the primary owner of this condo. I double Major in Chemical Engineering and Literature. He/Him pronouns will suffice.

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HEYA! Remus Augosto here! Yeah that Augosto B) Pronouns He/It and major is Biology!

Would you scooch over?? I'd like to introduce myself. Ahem. I am Romano Alejandro Augosto but you may refer to me as Roman. He/him if you please.

MAJOR BRO!

Right... I'm in business... begrudgingly.

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Hm? Ah I'm Janus Pendollin. Kronos is in his room. Best not to disturb him. I am a pre-law major, a womens studies minor, and go by any/all pronouns. Technically I'm genderfluid but I really don't care as long as you use variety.

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Do you how do! Names Emile Picani and I'm a Psych Major with a minor in film studies. I go by they/he pronouns. Work work working all day and night at the school library haha! Not actually but I do work there. Buh-Byeeee

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Dice Stern. You are pleased to meet me. They/She and popular film critic from the blog "Stress to Impress" and current Film Studies Major. Though don't let my youth fool you. It just makes me better than you in even more ways. Choke.

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Hm? Ugh go away. I just got off work.

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Fiiiiine. Remy Rocco. He/Him. I work at a cafe. Go away now would you? Jesus.

Hi! Welcome to my blog! My name is Phil and my main blog is @respectundead44

This is just a fun lil au I've been writing for a while that I decided to give some propre love to. I'm currently writing a fanfic of this au which will be posted on ao3 and on here as a link. Otherwise just have fun interacting with these characters. All of this is relatively not canon to the fic but I may use it as inspo for future chapters. Just don't think about it too hard and have fun :) CW: This blog will include mentions of smoking and drinking, some dirty humor, and a shit-ton of swearing. I got a potty mouth.

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I made picrews of all the characters in my sanders sides university au because I was having a SERIOUS block on what Remy looked like.

Picrew used: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/230257

I figured out how to make Roman less basic-looking :D

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More picrews because I love this artist and I love my blorbos

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Meet the orange side and the critic! Aka Kronos Thorne and Dice Stern :3

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Realized I never posted these here

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GAY TRANS PATTON OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

(Sincerely, a gay trans kid)

Heck yeah!

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*I don't know what questions to ask, maybe teen drama is not my thing*

Hey Patton? You questioned if liking man makes you gay or straight? What pronouns do you use?

He/him. Why? Ohhh. Right uh I'm transmasc. Still figuring out the whole being trans thing after growing up catholic haha...

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Remy! You should take Roman to a theater once! He likes those!

Noted. Thank you.

(I have been struggling to figure out how tf to answer this T^T)

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REMY HOW R U FEELING ABT GOING ON A DATE WITH ROMAN

Good. I asked him out, didn't I?

Remy stands next to a bench in Southridge park, waiting patiently for his date.

Roman eventually arrives, holding a small bouquet and seeming antsy.

Well hello there, sharp-dresser.

Remy smirks, leaning against a light post.

Roman quickly hands Remy the bouquet, smiling shyly.

So, what did you have planned.

Remy's smirk broadens into a grin and he leans off the light post, starting down the park path.

Come on, princess. Let's go for a walk.

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*Admin, is it weird that I like being insulted by Dice? She’s so feisty!*

(No that's not weird. I feel the same way about her. It's the feeling of being near a diva. I'm glad you like it! Also my name is Phil.)

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You're so hard working! :3 You deserve only the best! *Dice*

Of course I do. But I won't get there from talking to you. Once I finish this I'm heading to my debate club. I have a perfect argument prepared.

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Hi Dice! How are you my child? Do you also like daughter or prefer it even? Or are you fine with/prefer child?

Since when am I your child??

sigh

Daughter works as well. I'm not too picky, believe it or not. And I'm doing well. Typing up a review right now.

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Well... that was a way to ask someone out. Wait a second he doesn't even know if you're gay??? I mean, you are, but he doesn't know that. Anyways at least you didn’t have to wait for too long to get a date after your brother.

I still can't believe my brother got a date. With the librarian no less!

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Roman... go talk to the barista... we both know and he too knows that money is no problem, this feels rude.

Okok I will.

Roman stands up and walks over to the register to order a coffee.

Well look who it is. Back for more?

Remy tilts his head and smirk. Roman takes a deep breath.

I'll have a medium coffee, please.

You free tonight?

Excuse me?

I'm asking you on a date, rich kid.

Why would I want to go on a date with you

Remy leans closer and Roman's breath hitches. The barista smirks and whispers.

That's why, sweetheart. 8pm. Southridge park.

Remy pulls back and punches in Roman's order. Roman is stunned silent. He's handed his coffee, pays, and walks away.

What... the hell.

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*I knew it!*

Roman, you're not getting coffee?

Hm? I mean there's quite a line.

(There is no line)

I'm not really hungry

(coward)

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Remy! :3 Do you have your eyes out for anyone? (Have a crush)

Oh I dunno. I float around. Whoever I find handsome I guess. I go clubbing a lot.

Roman walks in and Remy's heart stops, transfixed and Roman goes to sit in a corner and open his laptop. Remy shakes his head and gets back to work.

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I don't know what time is it for you Roman, but you could get more coffee if you like?

I... I suppose I could. I could use the study time to catch up on work.

Roman gets up and grabs his bag, heading out.

I'm heading to the cafe, Remus!

Ok!

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Roman what do you think of the barista you meet in the cafe?

He's... rude honestly.

Roman looks off, thinking.

It's... I feel strange. I'm not sure how to describe it.

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how is everyone in the new year?

(I uh... the timeline's a bit wack here. I dont really know what time of year it is. Closer to october than January. My new year's good though :D)

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aww remus being an understand partner already… so proud of my child <3 (remus can i call you my son as well or should I stick to my child bc ur he/it)

Child please! I'm agender :)