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the sims is an endless source of comedy. my sim went on a first date with a guy, and it went so well he asked to move in after knowing her for two hours. he is added to my household. I discover that his personality traits are good (the opposite of evil), neat (likes to clean) and, for some reason, lactose intolerant. his goal in life is to be an ethical vampire, in spite of not being a vampire.

I have the sims fuck in a closet at the date venue to celebrate. a man I’ve never seen before dances inexpertly 5 feet away from them the whole time. my new vampire fetishist receives a emotion marker entitled “xenophile”, which is how I find out he knows my original sim is a secret alien.

we return to my home, where he immediately sets the stove on fire trying to make food. a fire fighter appears after the sims have already put the fire out, and then texts us hours later in the dead of night to comment on what good chemistry my sim has with her new boyfriend, whose personality is 33% an inability to eat cheese.

orteil42

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

cidertown

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be

tokoshi-deactivated20191031

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

honted

used her hand sanitizer

stealingpotatoes

i hauve a cold

stealingpotatoes

vermutandherring

LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI 🎵

I set her on my pacing steed, And nothing else saw all day long, For sideways would she lean, and sing A faery’s song. John Keats, 1819

Sir Francis Bernard Dicksee, circa 1901

USED CC:

#Hoooooly fucking shit #Gorgeous

ihateleagueoflegends

knitmeapony

There are a lot of video game fandoms that absolutely lose me at the very shallow end of the pool, but the Sims fandom always makes me feel like I'm absolutely drowning in an inch of water

nudityandnerdery

It's because they let you in and then removed the ladder.

moonhze

anadius has made it so so easy and safe for people to obtain ts4 and all of its packs without paying for them and i really wish more people knew about this bc the only way to get EA to pay attention to the terrible state of the game is to literally stop giving them money, 🏴‍☠️ the packs to keep playing the game u enjoy but know they only care about appeasing their shareholders/investors/whatever they are and they're all driven by money and have very little interest in the playable state of the game in terms of bugs and features unless the game is so broken that people are actively demanding refunds in mass or just not buying the packs at all.

animentality

soultravel-g-deactivated2025061

Oops

icktoriasims

me, arising from my chair after both legs have fallen asleep from cc shopping for 5 hours

nuttydragonbird

Can't believe they put apartments and apartments in different ep's🙄

sailorcuba

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

tasmanianstripes

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

Behold, baby's first storyboard! I'm mostly a writer, but I've recently been trying my hand at snapping some pictures to go along with my stories. It's been fun trying to figure out how to frame shots and tell a story through images.

But yikes, I always forgot how depressing this family is. Meet Kay Rosales, former child star and current professional trainwreck, and his daughter Chara, the unfortunate soul tasked with making sure he doesn't choke on his own puke when he's on a binge.

Please don't mind the house, it's still very much a work in progress. What I wanted to do was to build a tacky millionaire mansion; what I ended up making is akin to the cursed lovechild of barbie's dream home and a cyberpunk club. I kinda dig it, though, in a very cursed sort of way.

#my save #my ocs #sims 4 gameplay #Rosales #Kay Rosales #Chara Rosales #tw vomit #tw substance abuse

procrasimnation

Party like it’s 2250 BC and your entire society is about to collapse in a few decades

procrasimnation

Mood

hi, i was wondering wcif the cc you used for outfits 1 &9 in your 'The Lady' post? also HOLY COW, absolutely gorgeous!! ty!

Hello! Sorry it took me a couple of days to get back to you, I was away from my computer for the week. I'll try nt to forget anything, but let me know if you're still unsure about something!

For the first outfit:

Dress & matching accessory butterflies are from BR-Sims, gloves are from Caio-cc, ring is from Suzue, staff is by natalia-auditore, hair is by casual-sims, earrings are from Bobur, eyelashes are by Kijiko, eye makeup & lipstick by remus-sirion, eyeliner & highlighter by obscurus, headpiece by valhallan, shoes by madlen.

For the ninth:

Hair accessory, shoes & thigh garter by Astya96, hair, necklace, bracelet and matching earrings by S-Club (even though you can't actually see them lmao), same eyelashes by Kijiko, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush by EvilQuinzel, lipstick by NorthernSiberiaWinds, dress by Rimings, same gloves by Caio-cc, rings by GlitterBerrySims, and the flower bracelet is from Cottage Living! It might be the only maxis thing on this lass lmao.

Phew! I think that's everything. Thank you for your kind words; she's one of my oldest and most-loved characters, so I was very pleasantly surprised by how kind people were. <3 I hope this answers your question, and have a lovely day!

#ask #WCIF

non-sims

saskiasassenach

Only coloquially known as The Lady, the Morning Star or She-Who-Erases, this Windenburgish deity is said to take the form of a snake at dawn and that of a lion at dusk. She is the patron goddess of storytellers, woodland creatures, and, inexplicably, gamblers.

(I'll only make over a few outfits, said a very foolish woman, many hours ago.)

Far too much CC for me to be able to list it all, but special credit goes to @astya96cc for a lot of the accessories, @sonyasimscc, @leahlillith, @casual-sims, @simpliciaty-cc for the hairs, @evilquinzel for a lot of the makeup, nataliS, ingeli, @suzuesims, @s-club-tbr, @glitterberrysims, for the jewelry, @lady-moriel for accessories & outfits, @sentate for some of the shoes, tights, gloves, accessories, dress, @caio-cc for their gloves, @joliebean for jewelry and nails, @batsfromwesteros for the crowns, @remussirion, @obscurus-sims, @northernsiberiawinds for makeup & skin details, @rimings for accessories and outfits, and of course @sifix for probably two thirds of these dresses.

(I'm kind of new here, so I don't really know if tagging creators in pictures that use their CCs is the done thing or not? Please let me know if I'm being annoying, in which case I'm so sorry!)