So according to my dad my middle name makes me a walking dad joke....
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So according to my dad my middle name makes me a walking dad joke....
THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
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HEY, WE GOT IT!
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SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
W E G O T I T
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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Finally, some good kush!!
Your art is also really hecking amazing too!!
Omh! Thank you so much!!!
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scream @ “female presenting nipples”
Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice
TONY STARK IS NOT DYING BY THE FORCE OF MY RAGE ALONE
obscure asks
what’s your favorite way to dress?
if you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down?
what does your room smell like?
do you like to organize?
what kind of music would you listen to if you could only choose one?
what song is your aesthetic?
what color do you think goes best with your personality?
do you believe in auras?
what do you wish you hated, but actually like?
vague about your crush(es)
is there someone you have mixed feelings towards?
talk about an au or story you came up with
do you like makeup?
do you prefer space or the ocean?
if you could pick any planet besides earth, where would you live?
what form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.)
what animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?
what do you think our purpose is in the universe?
do you believe in god(s)?
is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it?
what ex do you miss the most, if you have one?
do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?
what is your favorite thing to learn about?
what country’s history do you find the most interesting?
what do you think about genderbent ____ (insert someone here)
what breakup was the hardest, if you had one?
do you have someone where you can’t decide if you like them romantically or just as a friend?
what do you think about tumblr discourse?
what instrument do you wish you could master?
how easy is it for you to be honest?
do you have any strange interests?
do you have any strange fears?
what food do you binge on when you’re lazy?
when you get angry, how do you show it?
do you have any impulsive movements? (twitches, ticks, flapping, etc.)
what do you listen to music on?
are you left brained or right brained?
earbuds or headphones?
do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?
I just ate an open staple
Is this what death feels like??
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
I absolutely love this movie
#SCHOOLOFROCK4LIFE
My dog has a habit where, right before a walk, she just takes a mouthful of kibble and keeps it in her mouth. Then, during the walk, she would decide on a good spot and just spit the kibble out and then eat it.
straight man: *speaks*
me and the only other gay person in class:
“For better or worse, a number of the Founders owned slaves. That did not necessarily mean they were cruel to their slaves.”
How many suspense and horror movies and tv episodes are built around true life or imagined stories of white women and white children being taken from their families and homes and being forced to act like they love the people who abducted them or risk being killed.
Like the movie The Room… White people can somehow understand the emotional toll with that… what it would do to another white person’s psyche… the terror… the anger… desperation… the PTSD… for both the person abducted and the families they left behind.
No one says… “But didn’t the guy feed and clothe the girl he raped and had babies with? Didn’t he educate the kids and bring them toys? Didn’t he treat her like his wife for the 10 years he had her locked up under his shed? He was a kidnapper but a good man. He was kind to her! Besides she came from an abusive/neglectful home. At least he gave her attention that she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere else. She’s better off having been with him.”
Because it doesn’t matter how “good” he was to her… Everyone knows it’s still a horror story.
They can understand that, but not the horror of 400 years of being violently and forcably taken from your country… packed into ships like sardines for months-long voyages to god knows where… being sold at auctions… sent to do backbreaking work for no pay… being raped so your children could be used as bait for alligators, sold, or forced to do more backbreaking work… having to feed your own babies sugar water because your breakmilk has to be reserved for your abductor’s children who you are forced to care for even though they’ll grow up to abuse you and your family, having to see the spouse you managed to find in this nightmare situation be sold away and knowing you’d never see them again… and all so that your abductor could make some money.
Even if the founding fathers never cracked a whip against the back of a slave they owned, this is still an American horror story… and these men were monsters.
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Tony Stark:
Me:
Um, mood
Turns out there’s some gaps in Pete’s education 🤦🏻♂️
angry anfisa masterpost
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Wait is that…
ITS HER
A celebrikitty <3
The RDJ-Ass Appreciation Post
Following the unexpected controversy over @kayytx’s recent post, we have decided to start an official RDJ-Ass Appreciation post for the pure pleasure and enjoyment of all of us who recognize the inimitable treasure that is RDJ’s very fine butt (and for the added benefit of triggering any antis that might come sniffing along).
I will start us off on this butt appreciation bonanza, and I urge all of you who come across this post to build on it by adding as many visuals as you can.
This is the butt that can launch a thousand ships, folks. So let’s make tumblr explode over it. What better way to go?
And the added bonus of lights reflecting off that glorious booty
@kayytx
@incorrect-ironstrange
PLEASE GET ON THIS TRAIN AND ADD MORE. YOUR PEOPLE NEED YOU.
Well, when the people call…
@im-tops-bottom
Well then *limbers up* let’s start off nice and easy
BLESS 🙏🏻💖
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