am i a man? or am i a muppet?

| riley | they/she | 22 | white | minors dni

[leolaroot]

[osidius-el-enfatico]

the seinfeld writer’s room was just full of the best posters to never post in the history of the world.

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[deirdreskye]

By the end of 2023 Target is going to start selling coffee mugs that say "it/its traumadog" and "t4t fagdyke"

[girlsam]

[depsidase]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[muppetmilf]

omg i applied for an emergency grant and got 900 dollars 😭 soooo relieved i can pay for housing at least

[muppetmilf]

i know i dropped off the face of the earth but past all the shit i outlined in my last post that has gone wrong, i also got very sick with covid over christmas and racked up some medical expenses (nothing serious i can cover those) and on christmas day i found out that my apartment had pipes burst in the ceiling. we are the top apartment and it caused MAJOR damage to not only our apartment but the two apartments below us, and my roommate left the heat off when he left (accidentally) so we’re entirely liable. i’ve got to go back to school soon and currently we’re still on the lease but it won’t be habitable until at least mid-feb, i have to find alternative housing until then and i’m in a mid-sized city so options are slim on short notice AND expensive where they do exist, if we stay on the lease we still have to pay full rent and if we terminate i’ll have to find somewhere else to live in a place where housing is ridiculously expensive (i really don’t want to terminate the lease but my roommates do atp, trying to talk them out of it but i don’t want to force anything either). we also have to pay for the housing accommodations of the people below us and whatever our insurance doesn’t cover from damages. we’ve also been informed that they might dispute and try not to pay, so on top of ALL of this other shit we’ve been contacting lawyers so we don’t get absolutely fucked over. i am so immensely stressed about my living situation, my finances, and now my physical health even more so than i usually am because the stress has caused a flare and i’m having new symptoms, i went to my rheumatologist today and he’s concerned and i have to get another mri (but realistically i’m just going to have to skip it because i don’t have the money) and he recommended physical therapy which i also cannot afford. my family is solidly middle class but this has completely gone over what we can afford.

this is a fucking novel but if you got to the end thanks for reading, and if anyone knows where i can ask for financial aid i would REALLY appreciate it because i am so lost (other than tumblr i don’t do social media and i haven’t been on here lately bc i’ve just been trying to stay afloat since like november). i doubt many ppl on tumblr could help bc i don’t think most of us have much money so anything from anywhere is appreciated, i’ll make accounts if i need to. i might make a formal post here anyways and see what comes of it, i am absolutely desperate, i had to get an airbnb for the first two weeks of the semester and it was almost 900 dollars (!!!) which i had to put on a credit card :( and my monthly rent is 700 and because we are considered liable we still have to pay that if we keep the apartment. i feel sick to my stomach constantly omg

[muppetmilf]

trigger warning for car crash, domestic abuse mention (no details), pet injury, pet death, eye gore

imagine you’re me, taking a break from school because your school just had a shooting and you need time to rest and process the fact that you heard it happen because it was right near where you live and you were at your open window smoking weed and you had no idea what was going on until you started getting texts from roommates and friends asking if you were okay because they knew you lived on the street by where it happened. anyways so you’re home recovering from that event and it’s thanksgiving now and your mom (crazy) decides to ruin thanksgiving with a screaming sobbing fit and THEN you witness an intense domestic abuse event at a neighbors. so you’re not feeling good about your break! but oh well, maybe going back to school won’t be so bad! so you are on the way back to school and then a fucking TREE falls directly in front of your car and you go flying off the interstate at 80 miles an hour, and your car spins around a few times before you slam into a fucking ditch! and three other cars crash behind you and your cat was in the car and thankfully you have ocd and are a responsible pet owner so you always buckle him in so he’s okay but he’s Traumatized by the car crash. anyways skip ahead you eventually make it back to school some days later just with whiplash and a fucked up shoulder and just a wee bit of acute stress syndrome and it’s finals, you’re on the phone with your sister and hear as her dog gets her EYE stuck on a dog crate, your sister is screaming and crying, the dog is howling and crying in pain, the other dog is snarling and biting your sister because she thinks your sister is attacking the puppy, you have no idea what’s going on yet so you think your sister is being attacked by a home invader and the dogs are trying to fight the guy off. anyways you call your dad they take her to the animal hospital because her fucking eye popped out of her HEAD and your dad just. pushed it back in. and didn’t tell your sister JUST YOU because she was hysterical and swore you to secrecy so you have to live with that knowledge. and then a week later your other cat suddenly goes blind because of kidney failure and you had to put her to sleep and you feel awful about it because she’s clearly in distress at the vet and throws up twice and is hissing and fighting and she really didn’t seem that bothered to be blind and she was still eating and drinking so you wonder if you did the right thing because the vet said she wasn’t in crisis yet but that it could happen soon (but it didn’t happen yet she was just blind so did i kill my cat for no reason) (that was yesterday) anyways i have had the worst month of my fucking life how have y’all been

[i-merani]

Succession / Franz Kafka, letter to his Father

[insomniac-arrest]

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[tchaikovskaya]

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

[tchaikovskaya]

[muppetmilf]

the world is just so awful i’m just so anxious all the time and it’s fucking unbearable i legit feel on the verge of a nervous breakdown!!!!! oh my god

[lostcryptids]

Hey it's me the thing from john carpenter's the thing

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

walks out of a US public school with my child furious because they didn't actually have a LGBT brainwashing class