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happy valentines day u ray of sunshine 💓💕💖

Thank you my darling!!!

I hope your valentines day was amazing~

LOVING YOU IS ALWAYS IN SEASON HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

You sly dog. I think that deserves a very late kiss

#((GOD I HADNT EVEN REALIZED I GOT VALENTINES ASKS OOPS))#((daniel obviously got his smooth moves from his mom lmao))#mondya #hot gossip

teenageswagger

I will use them to strap in my super loooong dick so it stops smacking my ankles.

Yes, this is a good reason on why I need them.

lynnmonahan-blog

Do you lose consciousness every time you even think of jerkin it?

Are you getting these for someone? -wiggles eyebrows- ‘cause let me tell you I’ve got good taste on eye grabbing thigh highs.

sassfashion

Ugh, you're so gross Swag. -leads the both of them into the store and starts looking at the displays-

Are you planning on getting these for someone? Or wearing them for someone?

teenageswagger

I don’t fucking know.

Something soft, and.. long?

lynnmonahan-blog

#Cause my dicks long

So thigh highs, so they can reach your dick? -snickers, standing by Janice-

sassfashion

#cause youre actually compensating #:)

Thigh highs, huh? I think there's a store around here that sells those specifically actually. What do you need thigh highs for though?

Janice, you're back!

Yep!!! And better than ever~

#Anonymous #hot gossip

-turns towards Swag, gesturing to the stores-

So there's tons of stores here. You have your pick. Is there something specific you're looking for?

#teenageswagger #lynnmonahan

lynnmonahan-blog

-whispers- baby boy needs new outlets for his sexual frustration. His old ones are… well, old.

teenageswagger

People always wonder where the missing sock goes. I know. I know where it goes. You don’t want that back, believe me. They would snap in half if you were gonna bend them, you don’t want that on your feet.

sassfashion

-SLAMS HANDS OVER HER EARS AND SHRIEKS-

NO. NO. NO NO NO. I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT. SHUT UP.

teenageswagger replied to your post:Hey Barbie, I think it's time you used your movie...

EXCUSE YOU I OWN LIKE two different.. things. Shut up. I need socks.

Yeah, I know. I've seen your closet. It's pathetic, really. Why do you need me to help you buy socks though?

#teenageswagger

Hey Barbie, I think it's time you used your movie magic and took me on a shopping spree.

Is that so? Why, what do you need? Have you finally gotten tired of wearing that ugly pink sweatervest?

#hot gossip #teenageswagger

Kiss

You can have a kiss, sweetheart~

#kanyegg #hot gossip

would you makeout with lynn?

Really? I just get back and you wanna know if I'm gonna make out with another girl?

Really classy there.

#Anonymous #hot gossip

Welcome back, Janice!

Thanks!! It's nice to be back~

#Anonymous #hot gossip

Janice, today I went to a fashion show and it made me think of you

That's awesome!

It's always important to keep yourself up on the latest trends!

#getting to watch cute models walk in those trends is also a plus :)#((SORRY THIS ASK IS TWO MONTHS OVERDUE))#Anonymous #hot gossip

If you could have just one wish, what would it be?

For this new year, 2015, the year of our lord,

to be completely rid of idiot fuckboys.

Amen, and praise unto our Lord (Beyonce)

#Anonymous #hot gossip

spacejammies

nekovale submitted:

((miss jackie!! I just wanted to wish you happy holidays and thank you for all you did on the thornville ss because you’ve been nothing but kind and helpful (and organized!!) from day one and this has been a really fun and nice experience! I hope you’re having a good time! \u__u/))