totally kafkaesque

alex. 29. i live in washington and i like lord of the rings and hot people.

[firefoot22]

[raingurl99]

[avasillva]

joel: dad mode™ on

ELLIE WILLIAMS & JOEL MILLER THE LAST OF US | S01E03: Long Long Time

bonus: joel still refusing to give ellie a gun

[andrew-garfielld]

I used to hate the world and I was happy when everyone died. But I was wrong, because there was one person worth saving. That’s what I did.

THE LAST OF US (2023-) S01E03 | “Long Long Time”

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[headaching]

gordon ramsay getting multiplied by one: oh my god no. no you’ve got to be bloody joking. this is unbelievable, let me tell you. i’m the exact same but a process has occurred. fuck me.

[sandmandaddy69]

[louisdedjarin]

― Ellie! Stop. Stop. ― No! Don't f*cking touch me! ― Sshh. Sshh. It's okay. It's me. It's me. It's me. Look. Look. It's me. ― He tried to- ― Oh, baby girl... It's okay. ― Joel...

[modogoblin]

[repurposedmeatlocker]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[sweatermuppet]

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[lesbx]

everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Jewelry by Michael Michaud, so dreamy

[namelessennes]

@slightlyrebelliouswriter23 though you'd appreciate this

[sasstronauts]

Lmao welcome back, I dug mine it just a couple months ago

ty!!! lmao i wanted to be part of the twitter exodus but it took me like a month to figure out my old password

[wellwaterhysteria]

every time a woman talks about getting cosmetic surgery lip fillers botox buccal fat removal PREVENTATIVE botox labiaplasty rhinoplasty any of the plastys i feel like i'm being sucked down a fucking storm gutter. it's so bleak and it's so grim and it's so profoundly upsetting. here's how to sleep so you don't get wrinkles! here's how to laugh and smile so you don't get wrinkles! here's this horrifically over involved skincare routine that you should start as a teenager to prevent any indication that you've lived a life free from the omnipresent fear of being observed and subsequently found lacking! you are empowering yourself by constantly placing every piece of your body into separately managed boxes of routines and standards! this should be your hobby! your body is not just for you! the world is entitled to dictate how you look and how you feel about yourself and the unattainable goals are always changing and you will never ever rest! but you should get more sleep! don't look old! look fresh! be fuckable! be cool! make this look low effort! don't be high maintenance! your earlobes are ugly! you're ugly! you're so beautiful! beauty is everything! beauty is worth! self consciousness is so unattractive! make the other women in your life feel inhuman for not sticking to the rules as well as you have! this is a sisterhood! this is a direct competition! kill the competition! support women! other women are doing it wrong! don't be like other women! be the best woman! we'll stop punishing the best woman! i'm going to be fucking sick on myself.

[wellwaterhysteria]

[versacethotty]

[facciocose-vedofilm]