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these hoes dont fuck with my flat affect

"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

arachnopus

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

swagophile

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

#avery

#domino #(the qrt specifically)

#wolde

#lujain

#avery

#uriel #domino #<- is saying that about her

#uriel

#avery

#wolde

#uriel #whenever I post a pic of a Tumblr post here just assume I'm too lazy to find the actual thing on here. ok

spiribia

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

icarusdiesatdawn

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

#wilhelmina #op is her as a kid (chuuni phase) rb is when she “”grows out of it“”“

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

are you supposed to eat the bones in canned sardines. they’re so mushy

dude you dont even notice they're there

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

child.

#wolde

thegeekgene

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT