Sassy Assassin

Indie Zevran Arainai RP blog. Mun and Muse are over 18. Mun's knowledge only reaches up to the end of Dragon Age Origins.

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

I think about how Zevran automatically puts on the Dalish Gloves and Antivan Boots no matter what other equipment he has on a lot…it fucks me up man.

Like, lets say that instead of the Warden buying his armor, he spends some of his own gold on a nice pair of leather gloves. They aren’t Antivan, but they’re of fine make, and the best he’s going to get in awhile.

But then the Warden hands him these random, beat up Dalish gloves because they remembered him talking about his mother.

They remembered this one conversation enough to keep these ratty things and hand them to him, because they cared enough about him to remember. He’s never torn anything off his body so quickly as he did those nice, expensive gloves he bought, and never thinks about wearing them again.

[spuriius-deactivated20230709]

🔪 (sassy-ass-assassin)

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

             “… well. This is one way to greet your lover, I suppose–”

One very, very worrisome way. 

              “Did I do something to upset you? Whatever it is, I’d                rather you tell me, than hold a blade to my throat. We               can fix it together.”

@sassy-ass-assassin

[sassy-ass-assassin]

“Can we, mi amor?” He grinned and leaned over to lick a stripe up the warrior’s cheek. He leaned forward enough to whisper in his ear, and pressed a tiny kiss to his jaw before he spoke.

“I wish to try this with you. But you know the word that will make it all stop. Say it and the knife will be gone, and the play will stop. As always.” He pulled back then  and tilted his head, speaking louder again.

“Can we really just fix this with talking?”

[sassy-ass-assassin]

thefaenearlykilledbylove:

Gwyn smiles though he doesn’t muster up a laugh like he might of when he was less stressed. He cuddles up against Zevran’s chest.”You’re going to spoil me rotten if that’s the case.” He sighs happily when Zevran kisses his forehead. “I didn’t think I’d ever truly have to chance to be a parent but I’d always hoped I would be. I-I’m still scared of course. This world isn’t the best to bring a child into but I think we’ll be okay.” He doesn’t voice his fear over what could happen if their child ends up being a mage. 

“If there is anyone on this world who deserves being spoiled rotten, mi amor, it is you. And our child as well, I suppose.” He pushed Gwyn away then, enough to take him by the shoulders and look him in the eyes. “This world is not the best to raise a child in, but I am an ex-Crow and you are a highly trained mage. We both know how to survive, and we will keep our child safe, no matter how they turn out. I will not let anything happen to either of you.” He would rather go back to the Crows than see his Gwyn hurt. “I will protect you, and nothing will harm you, my Gwyn.”

[lyrium-burned]

Nature's Dance

[sassy-ass-assassin]

lyrium-burned:

All he was, was a merfolk trying to get home. Honestly he wasn’t surprised if the other left him here. They were starting to call each other friends but that didn’t mean it was not going to fall. Yet once again Zevran calmed him friend. It mad a smile creep over his features and he nodded his head as the other joined him near the water’s edge. “You are tired and need the break. We can wait for a day and then start the journey back up tomorrow.  It’s nice to stretch my tail a bit…” Being curled up all day was not good for him and he eagerly stretched out.

Zevran sat at the edge of the pool and considered the suggestion that the mer had made. “It might be good. I would not want you to get injured because you can’t move for too long or you get too dry.” He had spent hours and days just sitting still on jobs for the Crows, but that did not mean that the same was possible for mermen. 

“Maybe we could leave tomorrow at this time? We are far enough that no one should be pursuing us from where I took you from the market.”

[lyrium-burned]

‘You nearly died’ kiss (sassy-ass-assassin)

Fenris wasn’t sure when everything happened but there it was. Danarius was dead at his feet, blood covering the area and where his tail once was, there were legs in its place. He was changed by the other but he wasn’t sure if he could go back now that the deed was done. The whale bone was dropped to the ground and he trembled before looking down at Zevran.

His old owner was dead but his friend was alive. Instantly he fell to his knees and pulled the land walker to his chest before pushing their lips together. Almost losing the other was all it took to see how much he cared for this man.

[sassy-ass-assassin]

lyrium-burned:

They both couldn’t leave each other. It was funny how things happened and he tightened his hold on Zevran to stay standing. “I agree. That would be prefered. How about we just try a few steps before taking a break first? Then we can plan out where we are going to stay.” Would they need to find a home? Where would they live or should they just find an inn? Despite his time in the land walkers there was things he didn’t always know. “Are we going to where you grew up?”

“Yes, I do think things will be a lot easier once you managed to find your balance and manage walking” he remarked even as he held the other up. “But I think I would be as lost as you are now if I suddenly found myself with a tail instead of legs.” He tilted his head in thought then and shrugged. “I do not have a lot of fond memories of that place, but if you wished to see it, we could go there.”

[greensphynx-wrote]

Thedas Kink by GreenSphynx

Not just smut. Kink. But keeping to the realistic. True fantasy kinks can be found in another post.

Soft kink for warm-up: Fenders surprise - Rimming of the aforementioned Pampering - Sebastian rims Anders until Fenris pitches in Bites and kisses - Angry sex (Fenhanders) Shaving - Isabela gives Anders a hand

Voice Kink: Sickening Voices - Anders takes offense to Fenris’ and Sebastian speaking It’s in the voice - Anders gets off on hot voices. Like Fenris, Sebastian and Krem

Edging Edging - Title says all (Sebanders) Teasing - Isabela will never stop teasing Aveline

Pet Play: Kitty - Fenders petplay wherein Anders should know better than to bet

Exhibitionism/Public/voyeurism: Kitty - Aforementioned Fenders petplay is not in a private setting Four Prompts - Fenders with Hawke barging in; also has a mirror and D/s dynamics Mine’s Bigger - Fenhanders circle wank Bored - One way to seduce Fenris is to have sex right next to him (Fenhanders) You speak an infinite deal of nothing - A red Hawke does not like what Sebastian says, but he knows other good uses for that mouth The trouble of Chastity - Sebastian needs someone to fuck his mage for him (Sebanders+FenHawke)

Spanking: Congratulations - Carver taking care of Anders’ Nameday spanking Mouthy Brat - Fenhanders spanking, belting; someone’s been a very bad mage Bad Boy - Nobody insults their mage, not even said mage himself (Fenhanders)

Other D/s: Four Prompts - don’t forget that mirror (Fenders + Hawke) Sore - Continuation of a Mouthy Brat, wherein Anders decides to turn the tables on Fenris (ultimately Fenhanders) Pegging - Josephine and Alistair; or Josephine and Grim, same thing in this case

Noncon: Monday Morning - Anders thinks he owes Templars, but also pre-Fenders

Art by @vonuberwald and please go see it because you’ll be missing out real bad if you don’t I tell you: Good Kitty

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[magicferry]

Ancient Greek Gods AU  (⌒ω⌒)

[justjasper]

“Hot, Antivan, can’t pick a lock for shit, likes to play with knives in the sack? Yeah, I’ve heard of him.”

[itsflake]

Win this Fight

// @ser-pounce-a-mage for this prompt

„You’re safe. The battle is over.“

Hands on his chest, on his hair. Metal. Gauntlets. Soldier. Knight. Templar. Lips on his forehead. Cullen. Safe.

„H-H… How did we win?“ His throat hurt, every breath felt like a thousand needles. His head hurt, the world was spinning even though his eyes were still closed. It all hurt, everything was pressing him down. Armour.

More hands, softer, naked, on his throat. Pressing. Stopping. Feeling? His pulse, maybe.

„We didn’t.“ Cullen’s voice. Safe. Home. So tired. So tired…. Sleep.

„Cullen!“ He woke with a gasp, trying to sit up. But the hand holding him down wasn’t Cullen’s, it was Anders’. Anders who was smiling down at him, gently pushing him back down onto the… what was he lying on? –  He looked around, and realised they were in Anders’ clinic. „Cullen?“ He repeated, and Anders’ smile widened a little before the mage leaned over and kissed his forehead. „Cullen is fine, Carver. He’s stayed back at the Gallows, organizing what is left of Templars and mages. I should be there, helping, but… he made me promise to stay with you, love. He was worried about your head wound.

Head wound? Carver closed his eyes, trying to remember. He remembered being knocked over by one of the statues, and yes, hitting his head. And then… some blurry memory of… „He said I was safe… and that… we lost?“ He blinked up at his boyfriend, into a smile now turned sad. „There are no winners in this fight“ Anders murmured. „Countless have died. Countless innocents have died. But Meredith is dead now, and everyone knows.“ He took a deep breath and sat up, holding himself prouder again. „Everyone knows it can not go on like this.“

Carver reached out with a weak hand, gently squeezing Anders’ thigh. „It was not Justice“, he murmured. „It was Vengeance.“ He swallowed and looked away. „And yet, an act of Vengeance might be needed to reassert Justice at some point…“ He blinked and sighed, still feeling too woozy to think about such things.

„You’ll need to make amends for this, Anders. Pay for this. Make it better again.“ The mage just nodded, looking solemn.

„I know. As soon as Cullen is back, I will leave. Gather up stray mages, take them… somewhere. Heal, teach. Try to make the world a better places. Where mages are not feared.“

Carver nodded and slowly sat up, trying to hide his wince. „Good. We’ll come with you. Let them see that mages are not to be feared, and that Templars should not treat mages like they do. Let us thow them a better world. And maybe, we can still win this fight.“

[misterzevran]

DA:O party banters

Loghain - Zevran

[maeves-child-deactivated2018120]

I’ve reblogged this before, haven’t I? No matter. 

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

Imagine the very first time Zevran slept next to the Warden once they determined that their relationship was more than just physical, that there was love involved. Imagine him shooting upright in the morning in a panic, momentarily thinking himself dead before he realizes the truth; for the first time in years he had slept soundly through the night, not constantly on the verge of wakefulness due to untrustworthy nature of his bed mate.

Imagine Zevran waking up for the first time fully rested and in love

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send 🐬 for an AU where my muse is a mermaid/man being kept in an aquarium

[crimsontentacles]

Zevran who sees blood dripping from the Warden’s mouth and kisses them, tasting their blood on his tongue.

[sassy-ass-assassin]

thefaenearlykilledbylove:

Gwyn has to fight to not squirm in place as Zevran studies him. He watches Zevran as he reaches out and touches his stomach. Emotion swells in his chest at what Zevran tells him. “I-I’ve been told I’m full of surprises,” he says, his voice thick with emotion as it sinks in that Zevran won’t be dropping him off in some city and leaving him there.  He reaches out Zevran. “Perhaps this is silly but… I’ve been worried sick ever since I found out. I just.. I want you to hold me, if only for a little bit before dinner.” 

“Full of surprises indeed. But I think the surprise you have inside you right now will be the best yet” he murmured even as he scooted closer and wrapped his arms around Gwyn. “Why, of course, my darling mage. I will hold you for as long as you desire, after all, your wish is my command.” 

He chuckled a little and leaned down to kiss Gwyn’s forehead. “Parents... would you have ever thought we’d be parents one day? I certainly did not.”

[lyrium-burned]

‘You nearly died’ kiss (sassy-ass-assassin)

Fenris wasn’t sure when everything happened but there it was. Danarius was dead at his feet, blood covering the area and where his tail once was, there were legs in its place. He was changed by the other but he wasn’t sure if he could go back now that the deed was done. The whale bone was dropped to the ground and he trembled before looking down at Zevran.

His old owner was dead but his friend was alive. Instantly he fell to his knees and pulled the land walker to his chest before pushing their lips together. Almost losing the other was all it took to see how much he cared for this man.

[sassy-ass-assassin]

lyrium-burned:

Wrapping his arms around Zevran’s neck, he took a few deep breaths before being helped up. He tried to put pressure down onto his feet but it felt like they were rubber. Hearing the elf’s words made him chuckle softly and he shook his head. “I think… I’m done with traveling. Unless you do so, of course.” It was Fenris’ own way of saying he was going to stay with the male and attempted to take a step. Moving the legs was strange but he was trying.

“I think I am done travelling for at least a while. You never know where things will take youbut I’d rather stay in one place for now. Just settle for a while, see that you learn how to walk, stay close to the sea. I grew up close to the sea, so it feels like home to me.” This of course meant to say that Zevran would not leave the other elf alone, at least not as long as his company was wanted.

[lyrium-burned]

Nature's Dance

[sassy-ass-assassin]

lyrium-burned:

Lips pulled down as Zevran spoke. How selfish was he? To force his new friend into going with him on this journey. Fenris seemed to sink back slightly and looked around. “Would you wish to go if I stayed?” Green eyes moved to look at the other trying to judge his reaction to the question. Perhaps it was time to separate for a bit so the elf could live his life. Then when…. if… he came back they could travel again. It was not as though there was anything waiting for him.

“Why would I go and leave you behind in this little pond? If I go now you will be forced to stay, and the next one coming here can drag you right back to the slavers. No, my friend, you will not get rid of me so easily.” He scooted over to the water and at on the edge, his feet dangling in the water. “I will wait until you are ready to move on. It is not as if I have anywhere to be anyway.”

[soulofvalor-blog]

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