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CASTLEVANIA SEASON FOUR HAPPENED

EXcUsE ME but how is this ending so perfect???

the end of season 3 - spent crying.

Season 4 - yup. crying.

Alucard is loved, the Belnades&Belmont are about to expand and the dead duo is actually alive and on their well-deserved honeymoon. not to mention the death crafting crafters that are enjoying L I F E.

THIS IS HOW YOU WRAP THINGS UP.

peace out. i’m about to embark on a journey with some sweet&fluffy fanfiction

#Castlevania #castlevania netflix #alucard tepes #vlad dracula tepes #lisa tepes #belmont #sypha #trevor belmont #happy ending #everyone is alive and well #and i am going to watch this again

manny-jacinto

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH! ✨ THE FORCE WILL BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS | Obi-Wan Kenobi

thebootydiaries

me: *saves videogame*

me:

me: did i save

winterblizzrose

Loki stans

#yes we live #oh my god im so late #loki laufeyson

royalruination

why’s there still so many horny people on here??? don’t you have twitter??? sorry to burst your bubble but here we only talk about being trapped in abandoned grain silos

mexipika

You mustn't forget our roots

#yes tumblr

pics-that-make-you-go-hmm

#what legolas should do when out of arrows

vilor-deactivated20211201

Eivor meets Nali

#GAAAAAAAAAD #its the cutest #M!Eivor #he knows how to get to my heart #WHY IS HE SO HOT

astriiformes

The Fellowship gets on the topic of their ages one night and Boromir comes to the dawning realization that he has absolutely no idea how old any of his companions are supposed to be at all

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Boromir, pointing at the hobbits: I don’t know how your ages work

Boromir, pointing at Legolas and Gimli: I definitely don’t know how either of your ages work

Boromir, pointing at Aragorn: I thought I knew how your age worked but apparently I was wrong

Boromir, pointing at Gandalf: I especially don’t know how your age works

Gandalf: It doesn’t, but carry on

elidyce

Listen I will die on this hill. I don’t care what it says in the assorted apocrypha, if you go by the Actual Text of LOTR you can make a very good argument that Boromir is the youngest member of the group.

The hobbits are the only ones given official ages in the text, and are between fifty or fifty-one and twenty-nine. Elves and dwarves notoriously age slowly, and Gimli is the offspring of one of Bilbo’s pals, so okay, we’ve established that he’s old enough to call the hobbits young, and Bilbo confirms for them that Aragorn is Pretty Old For A Bigjobs. Gandalf is, of course, eternal.

But we are never given any context for Boromir and Faramir’s ages, except that a) they are humans and, though Sons of Gondor, not much longer lived than most Bigjobs, and b) Faramir is A QuiteYoung Man. I was absolutely convinced, when I read the books as a youngun, that Boromir, being in ‘the flower of manhood’ iirc, was probably between 25 and 30.

And it would be Freaking Hilarious, okay, for Boromir to finally get around to actually asking how old this baby-faced hobbit carrying The Ring is, and get told ‘oh, he’s only fifty, but he’s very steady for his age.’

Boromir: ?!?!?!

And then Pippin and Merry start asking everyone how old they are because this is fascinating are we all official adults here except for Pippin or what.

Boromir: …. Pippin isn’t an adult HOW OLD IS PIPPIN.

Pippin is just 29, which is why everyone calls him Pippin, it’s gonna be at least another 20 years before he can make Peregrine work. Why, how old is Boromir?

Boromir, who would rather DIE than admit to being 28 right at this moment: …. 43.

All the others, weighing up his apparent age compared to theirs: Sure, sounds legit.

Gandalf, who knows for certain, does not say anything because he is absolutely certain that telling Pippin that he’s older than Boromir will be an unmitigated disaster.