Mira ♡

who threw the fork in the garbage disposal? DINGDINGDIDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

[a-few-0f-my-favorite-things]

[ahsteria]

reblog if ur gay, tired or fUCKING LOVE SPACE

[ahsteria]

why does this have 7 notes i’m pretty sure this covers all of tumblr

[samael-has-arrived]

Don’t you dare scroll, you liar!

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

The Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto.

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

Thanks

[yes-pun-intended]

pepsi

[mysterymanbob-deactivated201804]

sad story

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

[perissologist]

…this is some greek tragedy level shit

[the-tin-dog]

Onetime my computer downloaded a virus antivirus program, and to get rid of it I downloaded a second one off the internet cause I was young and dumb. Long story short my computer froze for a month and finally boots back up and I found out that the two virus programs had actually killed each other in a sort of computer virus hunger games.

[gothcostco]

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

[gothcostco]

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

[creativityflows]

A cat

[gothcostco]

a cat.

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[swordlesbianopinions]

Im gay and stupid and that’s what makes me so sexy

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[thatsthat24]

Being a Romantic Introvert 💘

[shaking-off-the-bad-blood]

Did you see what Hayley Kiyoko said about Taylor? I’m sad :(

I did! I think people are actually misinterpreting the quote. I don’t know if it is being taken out of context or what, but if you read the interview itself, I don’t believe she was calling Taylor unoriginal or boy crazy. She was just defending her choice for wanting to make videos with female love interests.

It is actually very similar to when Taylor back in 2014/2015 would say in interviews how she believes people are sexist when they call her out for writing about her exes but don’t call out people like Ed Sheeran or Bruno Mars for writing about theirs. She wasn’t calling out Ed or Bruno at the time, yet rather criticizing how the media and the public handle the situation. Hayley appears to be doing the same.

[taylorswift]

Exactly. We should applaud artists who are brave enough to tell their honest romantic narrative through their art, and the fact is that I’ve never encountered homophobia and she has. It’s her right to call out anyone who has double standards about gay vs straight love interests.

[sassy-snacky-blog]

the true bisexual struggle is just nOt knowing whether I want to date her, or bE her

[sincerely-zoemurphy]

Musicals as Vines

Hamilton: i never get no sleep cuz of yall, yall never gonna sleep cuz of me

Book of Mormon: welcome to bible study

Matilda: theres only one thing worse than a rapist… A CHILD

Beauty and the Beast: i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger

Falsettos: I love you, b*tch

Fun Home: I’m a lesbian. I thought you were American.

Anastasia: Nah they usually tell me i look like Shalissa

Wicked: And they were roommates

Kinky Boots: WHAT ARE THOOOSE

Mean Girls: Its wednesday my dudes

Great Comet: Two shots of vodka

Spongebob: Squidward dabbing

Phantom of the Opera: AA, AAA, AAAA

In the heights: Well when life gives you lemons

Legally blonde: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino white bag

Newsies: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme *flips*

Amelie: STOPPPP i couldve dropped my CROISSANT

Heathers: Im a bad b*tch you cant kill me

Pippin: Is this allowed? Is that allowed????

Be more chill: *pours every soda drink into cup* F*ck you

Bonnie and Clyde: I wanna be a cowboy, baby

Dear Evan Hansen: two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

Bonus DEH: What up im jared im 19 and i never learned how to f*ckin read

[mauricehalls]

@sassy-snacky

[sassy-snacky-blog]

ICONIC

[sassy-snacky-blog]

i feel like the type of fence you think of when you hear the word “fence” says a lot about where you came from

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[mauricehalls]

@sassy-snacky

[sassy-snacky-blog]

HAHAHA