[jiggerhoo-deactivated20180728]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is the most lesbian cake i have ever seen

[oneboredjeu-mashup]

this cake just gave me a home depot gift card

[unicornempire]

This cake just offered to help me bungee cord a kayak to my subaru

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[swendgame-deactivated20191213]

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[localsidenigguh-blog]

[jehovahhthickness]

Somebody pls ban him from the Internet. I can’t

[stayflo-1995]

I HATE THIS CHILD😭😭😭

[susiethemoderator]

I love this

[fffendi-deactivated20190324]

[stability]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[jedavu]

[minervafan]

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

[orannisthesquirrelking]

I approve of punctuation jokes.

[sharpestrose]

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

[pammiejr]

[raychjackson]

[armie-hammer]

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I like that their family can’t decide what to do with the red vases.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[rune-midgarts]

[bigthecat]

we made it

[penis-hilton]