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what up im Jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read _ Art blog: midnightjester115 _ twitter: @swoopingcheese

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

[areggos-art-dump]

here comes a daredevil

[3racha-97]

emoji spell for grant wishes

✨🌠🍀🍃✨🎉🌌✔🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♂️🌠✨

♡ to charge

reblog to cast

[pondwitch]

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

[pondwitch]

dwarves are taller than humans

[dat-soldier]

Orcs are elves

[9th-level-spell]

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

[pristinepastel]

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

[vokriid]

kindrama is a the plot of a dlc

[sbeep]

orthodox wood elves are the exact antithesis of vegans

[jessica-problems]

there’s a constellation that just wanders around the sky wherever it wants

[berensreverie]

The moons are actually corpse of god

[snowberry-pie]

if you’re arrogant enough you just stop existing

[frogmoss1]

the sky is an illusion that mortals perceive because of the inherent stress of being alive

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

There’s a not insignificant chance that the sentient trees responsible for the existence of lizard people are manipulative, self serving assholes

[strawbebbynya]

its possible for people to reach such a stage of a enlightenment that they realize they’re in a video game

[lizardsexposed]

[thyrell]

i just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some woman on the bus except i also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he fucking got all of them wrong

[the-worm-man]

this is funny bro but you just admit to being a nerd

[thyrell]

are you new here

[a-gay-bloodmage]

When the party asks why the Warden is recruiting Zevran

[sweetest-honeybee]

Oh no my Apple Pencil died what ever shall I do as an artiiiist

*opens google docs for I am also a writer*

[sweetest-honeybee]

You get it

[lesbiyawn]

Bonus:

[threefeline]

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

[sufficientlylargen]

I try not to have too much disc horse on my dash, but I guess this is ok.

[sassydovahjester5]

A nice welcome back from tumblr's ad algorithm

[everythingfox]

peP

[scretladyspider]

Sound ON

[tamamita]

Visit Original Link

[tamamita]

[gabbyyrose]

Forget your zodiac sign, tell me your parent’s and siblings zodiac signs so I can have a clear understanding of the astrological MESS you were raised in

[candiikismet]

Well

[lovingrot]

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

[greystripe]

[dragonageconfessions]

CONFESSION:

One of my favorite dialogue/banters is when Varric is flabbergasted and annoyed when Dorian assumed they were a couple. I loved his explanation and it made me wish and pray some in the fandom would understand. Just because people argue with each other does not mean  they want to be together. 

Dorian: Varric, are you and Cassandra… ?

Varric: What? No! Why would you even ask that?

Dorian: Truly? Bizarre.

Cassandra: I’m right here!

Dorian: See? She’s right there. What are you waiting for?

Varric: Just because two people dislike each other doesn’t mean they’re about to kiss, Sparkler.

Dorian: Not according to your books.

Varric: Don’t mistake me for that hack who wrote Hard in Hightown II. I can spell.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]