You Bet Your Pointed Ears, I Am.

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[aftgirls]

Neil Josten, knowing full well that playing exy for Palmetto will lead his father and the Moriyamas right to him: I’m here for a good time not a long time

[trnstlanticism]

if you didn’t already think thor ragnarok was one of the best films in the marvel cinematic universe please consider: this picture

[beyonceisstraight]

This has the same aura as the birth of venus

[greysummers]

me: gets shot

me: this is so sad alexa play mmm whatcha say

[dinofloof]

Feathered dinosaurs were even fluffier than we thought

A University of Bristol-led study has revealed new details about dinosaur feathers and enabled scientists to further refine what is potentially the most accurate depiction of any dinosaur species to date.

YES GOOD

[neil-jostx]

Nicky: Would you shoot your boyfriend in the leg for ten million dollars?

Neil: Andrew, you can shoot me and then when my leg heals we can buy another car and new Exy racquets

Andrew: If I shoot you twice, one in each leg, then we’ll have twenty million dollars.

Neil: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

[agavnythepigeon]

kiss kiss kiss kiss!

[pointygalrateeth]

Allura: Lotor you betrayed me, I hate you now

Lotor: :(

Haggar, watching with a bag of chips: this is so sad, Kuron play despacito

[wewetkes]

I’m still salty

[cygrus]

“We accomplished something amazing today, and it would have never happened had it not been for you.”

“It is a moment that I truly will never forget.”

[laurchacha]

she protec

she attac

but most of all

she gave her ex a good smac

[fanfiction-and-shit]

Me when I was younger: a fanfic has to be at least 20k with a well thought out plot to be worth my time Me now: what the fuck is a plot??? Where’s my 2k fic of them eating pancakes???

[elainarchron]

Neil: I can fit my whole world in my hands

Andrew: That’s not possible-

Neil: *cups Andrew’s face*

Andrew: *whispering* I have a reputation

[jackietaylorsghost]

look, i know it’s about 5 foot teenaged boys going up against the japanese mob and winning, but the least realistic thing about the foxhole court is andrew telling neil he’ll solve him as though he’s not a Useless Gay who can’t do math.

[spokenfromtheheartandsoul]

Andrew: *comes back sober, knows that Neil Josten was a side effect of the drugs, ready for the ridiculous and stupid feelings he feels for Neil to be finally gone and done with*

Neil: not if it means losing you

Andrew: 

[03josten]

neil: get kidnapped. you’ll find out who your real friends are. i promise you that.

andrew: i just feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one

[thepalmettofoxes]

Neil: I need to keep a low profile. I can’t have people getting attached to me.

Andrew: That won’t be a problem.

*a week later*

Andrew, running into Bee’s office: THERES A P R O B L E M