be gay, do crime

always tired | multifandom | gay shipper | hannigram | she/he/they | Bi & brazilian

[eohqz]

Curating an impossible vibe right now

[tsovithenar]

You’re laughing? The official IWTV writers room page just retweeted this and you’re laughing???

gorgeous art credit -> HERE 💕 Please reblog the original as artist is also on tumblr!

update: sadly people were so excited over this that they removed the retweet adlfkjadf...but we saw 👀

[robinartblog]

[harbingersecho]

you will regret this for the rest of your life

[levamplestat]

I did it to hurt him, and it did hurt him.

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.07: I COULD NOT PREVENT IT.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal Lecter + tongue

[gayvampirebones]

they also banned DILF and cannibalism. hannibal fandom obliterated.

[plumknodel]

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

[lekosis]

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

[skeletorr2112]

What your favorite jjba villain ship says about you (and a bit of what I think of them)

This is subjective and based on my opinion, if you don't agree with something you can say it, I probably won't read it anyway. Also i hate my english.

Kiraboss:

you like that there is a little chaos in your order or a little order in your chaos

don't care what happens in canon you're happy in your world

you love people who wear suits and know what they want in a relationship

Based

DioKira:

Dio is a little bittch and you support him

a lot of sexual tension

you're a virgin (or not?)

believer in releasing work stress with oral work

KiraPucci:

they're literally an old couple, so you probably love your grandparents

you like quiet relationships and believe in happy marriages

the only sane ones in a house full of weirdos

they probably get along in canon

you are the father-mother of your group

if you like this ship, call me

KiraValentine:

I see some people ship them but I don't understand why

your job is probably boring

a couple of boomers

you like valentine

KiraKars:

it might work but i don't know how

you like serious people

you love animals, especially cats

DioKars:

you're extremely horny

you like strong men who wear little clothes

enemies with benefits

you love seeing someone put Dio in his place, and honestly, who doesn't?

power dynamics are for you

KarsDiavolo:

smth tells me you like strong tones (I'm not saying gore, but maybe...)

you either hate or like Diavolo

I need someone to enlighten me because I can't see it

PucciKars:

you're too smart for this world

you always have something to say and you do it from a critical point of view

there are several similarities between them that makes their dynamic very interesting

probably the smartest of the main villains, their conversations would be a lot about science and human acting

you have good taste in everything

you're a bit into creature/human dynamic

EsiKars:

I personally don't like it, but you are extremely based

they're literally a married couple who want to dominate the sun together with their little offspring

you also believe in happy marriages

they didn't do anything wrong and you think they should have won

canon

KarsTooru:

OK hear me out hear me out, ik it's weird bUT I think it has potential

jk i haven't even read jojolion yet

but imagine them listening to music, Kars having to crouch down and covering half of Toruu's body

you're weird [me]

DioDiavolo (Diovolo I think?):

"Bossu, did you fuck my dad?"

you don't like soft relationships

you like evil stepmoms

god and the devil huh

DiaPucci:

you probably have a trauma with religion

so, Diavolo was raised by a priest and Pucci is one mmm

they would understand each other a lot at some point

can be a enemies to lovers

this can be a good au between antichrist/god server

DiaDop:

you tired of hearing "they're not the same person?" constantly

or you see doppio as the most innocent thing in the world or as a complete depressive with a tendency to sword

you like twinks

Dionilla:

you couldn't think of a more boring ship huh?

this is the true god/worshiper dynamic

something tells me that you are one of those who harass others online

If you are I hate you and if not, I still don't like you that much

but I respect you

DioHol:

I like how you think

what happens when an unstoppable object collides with an immovable object? this

you like the idea of dio making straight men uncomfortable

and you like old men with sideburns

DioPucci:

you like the dynamic best friends to lovers

you read Stone Ocean and you completely understood it, congratulations

Dio and Pucci's relationship is a beautiful thing, their conversations feel like a caress to the soul and their interactions are quite pure and adorable

you are quite sensitive to art of any kind. music, literature, painting, etc

you could spend hours talking about the things you like

your style is either extremely chaotic or completely calm

your tastes are immaculate

you like the villain more than the protagonist

you probably love Enrico Pucci a lot and you only want the best for him (my little meow meow) implying in turn that you are a pucci stand

the connection of Dio and Pucci is so great that it becomes enviable

they have pure and uninteresting love

you hate jotaro (or at least you don't like him)

you like poems

their relationship is completely based on mutual respect

your content is very good, you are beautiful and I love you very much

if you're an anti, you sure hate me now but at least I'm free

as long as they don't bother you, you're a pretty calm person

you seek to resolve things with dialogue before violence

if someone exceeds your limits you become a different person

how does it feel to be so funny?

If you made it this far I hope you have an excellent day/night <33

[omegaverse]

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

[omegaverse]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

[ex0toxin]

god on your shoulder

[savethelifeofmychild]

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual

[quasi-normalcy]

Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

[golden-x-mage]

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

[avoiding-claws]

And “WHAT” in response as you and your cat just look at each other like

👁 👁

👁👁

[vetisntdead]

Getting meowed at is an essential vitamin

[lets-get-murdered]

Your Forgiveness Tastes Like Love

[bundibird]

I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans folks, and non-binary folks, and the entire spectrum of gender between male and female, as well as Definitively Gender and agender. It has ALWAYS meant "attraction to more than one gender." It has NEVER meant "attraction to cis men and women only."

So, pan, bi, use whichever label you will. But do NOT buy into the recent-years innacurate concept that bisexuality is attraction to cis men and women only, because thats literally never been the case.

[bundibird]

@brassmama exactly.

^^ Like. Its literally right there in the middle of the flag.

And by contrast, this is what the pan flag colours mean:

So literally its just......

bi colours = "same gender, opposite gender, and other genders"

pan colours = "men, women, and nb people."

Those two things are...... not all that different to each other.

The purple has always, literally since the flag was created, meant "more genders."

And bisexuality included "more genders" in the definition before the bi flag was created, too. Thats why they included the purple bar in the first place, because it was reflective of bisexual people's attraction to and relationship with gender.

If you feel that pansexual suits you better, or you like the pan flag more, then thats fine -- but don't spread the misconception that bisexuality is remotely exclusionary. Because its literally never been.

[lesbianralzarek]

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny