[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[plaguedocboi]

Gocey shopping

[fairycosmos]

follows you online due to your posts. Lol

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[ilovetodrinkwater]

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location

[transgenderer]

whenever youre wasting time on job applications always remember youre ALSO wasting someone else's time. so it's not all bad. going down, hand in unlovable hand, with an anonymous HR manager

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[sicksicksixx]

samantha in the back fighting for her life while homotron 3000 goes for a thigh grab

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[allsadnshit]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

[loveridden1999]

looking back on how you acted during certain heartbreaks is so embarrassing . like damn i was feeling & doing all that over someone who means nothing to me now

[frawgs]

[milfsisyphus]

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying