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the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

princesstigerbelle

Here’s an important baker right here

Minä, jos muuttaisin Kalifornian Berkeleyyn: Tilanne berkeleytyi

zog-agent

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if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

teuer

johnny-and-the-moon-dogs-blog

HE SNACC

past nev: “hi, my name is nev... and i make a show about online dating on mtv... listen, i know you’re scared and this is all very sudden but i think you and this person deserve to meet face to face and i’d love to facilitate that if you’d be so inclined. it will be a good experience for everyone involved, i think. please.“

present day nev: "this is nev from catfish and i think you KNOW why i'm calling. i'm just gonna show up at your house."

future nev probably: *kicks down the catfish's door* YOU KNOW WHO IT IS

surreal--memes

fuckyeahesbenandthewitch-blog

#esben and the witch

psychedelic-croutons

These vines are my life

lionesstaylor

i am on the fucking floor DYING

too-cool-for-facebook

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

speakswords

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

#saved my day

literallybeatleslyrics

here i stand

head in hand

turn my face to the wall

bardstardish

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

suave-svav

are you okay

bardstardish

Am I Ever?

gymclassieros-deactivated201808

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen