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That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
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boot up, Bitch
That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.
I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…
I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.
I did this with a fig tree once while hungover as shit and on a walk of shame. Best damn figs I ever ate in my LIFE.
when i was a teenager in san diego i was an absolutely unrepentant orange thief. climbed a fence to reach a particularly good pomegranate too. scrumping is a noble tradition of whores stretching back centuries and i won’t hear a word against it
I understood what it meant from the context, but I had to look it up cuz no fucking way is that a real word. And
It is. Scrumping.
Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit
If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead
If I may, I must make the gentle request that people consult Wikipedia for basic information about anything.
I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but more and more people coming to me saying they can’t find info about [noun], when googling it yields its Wikipedia entry on the first page.
I’ve said it before, but I’ll gladly say it again: You can trust Wikipedia for general information. The reason why it’s unreliable for academic citations is because it’s a living, changing document. It’s also written by anonymous authors, and author reputation is critical for research paper integrity.
But for learning the basics of what something is? Wikipedia is your friend. I love Wikipedia. I use it all the time for literally anything and everything, and it’s a huge reason why I know so much about things and stuff.
Please try going there first, and then come to me with questions it doesn’t answer for you.
I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly
When it happens
When it gets resolved
feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see
how do you mean
bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?
OMG That is so cute!!
Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!
Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.
my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this
Hobgoblin:
Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google
Hal 9000 (domesticated)
The slab
Gas cans
Precambrian little guy
Nintendo wii
progress for progress’s sake must be discouraged
Actually that first one is fantastic!! Its designed for people who don't have the ability to lift a kettle, like frail elderly folk who no longer have the strength to lift a container full of boiling water and pour it without risking catastrophic burns to themselves.
Instead, they fill the kettle up where it stands by pouring a glass or two of water into it, and then, to pour it out once its boiled, they just have to tilt the handle. The whole thing tilts safely in the cradle and pours the hot water out with no risk of dropping the whole kettle, or shaking and missing the mug and spilling boiling water everywhere, or doing damage to frail bones/muscles that are trying to lift something too heavy to manage.
Tilting kettles may look odd, but they actually help retain a measure of independence for people with physical limitations. Elderly folk, people with muscular deterioration, people who've had strokes, people with various physical disabilities -- the list goes on. These kettles give them the ability to safely do something that you or I wouldn't even think twice about -- namely: make themselves a cup of tea or coffee.
Heres another couple of photos, because the one up there is a bit dark and doesn't quite showcase the style properly:
(All the rest of the kettles shown in this post are cursed though. The tipping kettle is helpful and fantastic, but all the others are crimes.)
GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?