Crafting the Cosmos

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“Oh I am good, aren’t I?”

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“Starstruck?”

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Do you love black holes just as much as stars?

“How else do you think I can get things arranged just so without a singular point of intense gravitational force to anchor it all relative to? Galaxies would simply spin apart under their own velocity were there not the occasional black hole to keep things in check.”

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Aurelion, I apologize for the bother but....I figure you deal with beings such as the Void but what do you think of demons such as Fiddlesticks, Evelynn and Tahm Kench? Are they any threat to you or only humanity?

“My dear little creature, though they seem positively monstrous to lifeforms such as yourself, they are simply terrestrial threats. No doubt they are remarkably powerful by your reckoning, but they are present on simply one planet.”

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"I am not the Pantheon you knew Dragon. So now that we are rid the Aspect of war, what will you do with your freedom?"

The look that crossed the Dragon’s face was a rare mix of incredulity and wry humour. And to those who knew how to read the Dragon, a simmering anger roiling just underneath the surface expressions.

“Oh my dear Pantheon, you might not be the same as you were before but you carry the name, the Spear, and the title. As far as I’m concerned you still fill the same boots.

To say that because you have changed that I am free is laughable; the proof is sitting right. Upon. My brow. While the rest of your ilk have lost some of their appetites for petty warfare I am still dragged to the edges of the cosmos for myriad banal purposes. Aspects are notoriously blinkered to thought processes alien to their own wheelhouse but it looks like they rubbed off on you a little more than you realized.

Know you are still regarded as another link in the chains that fetter me.

But.

If you wish to assist in breaking these shackles laid upon me, I would be willing to revisit that assertation.”

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“If you put in the effort you can make anything look magnificent.

Of course, I have an innate advantage with that but it’s still wonderfully fun to go that little extra to try to convey my splendour.”

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“This is remarkably undignified, Nasus. Effective, but remarkably undignified.”

I have won every game I picked up Sol in. I have lost every game I have not picked up Sol. Therefore Sol wins me games. No I will not be taking questions at this time.

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makes it rain

Swats the clouds away, they were getting in the way of his view. And peoples’ view of him. Two strikes.

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“I had explicitly marked on my additional notes for my vacation to not involve any Targonians. They are like insects, you cannot escape them, ugh.

Vacation RUINED.”

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calm down carl sagan

“I shan’t apologize for my passions simply because you cannot comprehend them.”

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Do you fart stardust?

“I don’t know where you plan to get your fix regarding farts of all things, but it sure as my heavens is not here.”

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What's your favorite phase of a star.

The Dragon looked positively aghast at that question.

“How could you ask such a thing? That’s like asking a parent to choose between their children! Every single star is precious at each stage of its life, from the first spark of life to it wicking out its last embers.”

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Even my rougher works are magnificent, no?

I really need to get over my predilection for only posting ‘tidier’ things. There’s a fair amount of things that I don’t post because they’re TOO rough and...

That starts to create an uncomfortable precedent for not only myself but others too where “only high quality things need be posted”. Art is meant to be shared, not hoarded. Or at least, mine is.

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So you’d want to enslave the world?

“Oh hoh hoh, my little greyfaced being, you ascribe too much worth to this pitiful little pebble if you think that you’re even worth the effort of my dominion.

And if you are under any illusions that your planet isn’t already having its strings puppeteered by beings beyond your ken... You are quite sorely mistaken.

No. I’d simply be quite content bringing Targon to heel in as degrading a manner as they’ve treated me for many of your lifetimes.”

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What is your second greatest wish at this very moment?

“To be in the same situation that my first wish deals with, but reversed.”

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So dragons have big butts, got it.

“Well, I cannot lie.”