June Egbert Enjoyer

My main fandoms are the owl house, lwa, demon slayer amphibia homestuck and deltarune it/they/she

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June x Aranea deserves more love genuinely like the personification of the won who listens and the won who talks like June happily and intently listening two araneas rants is genuinely so perfect

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

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okay

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Yo guys I heard internet Explorer is shutting down

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Rose: Men love being tied to chairs and gagged

Rose: It makes them feel masculine

Rose: It's the same as working in an office

Jake: This is very funny because i attended a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and they boldly made this exact point but unironically

Rose: A class on what?

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@reddish-slime

[rrover]

in the evil world im seriousbeaste

[rrover]

guys what would your url be if you were in the evil world

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Told my boyfriend I can't get mad at him while he's wearing cowboy boots because it just makes me feel stupid.

Dirk: Now whenever he knows he messed up all I hear is klip klip kloppity coming down the hallway.

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@reddish-slime

[auvtre]

david, commission. 2019

i am aware that this piece of mine has been re-posted a thousand times, but now you can re-blog it from the original artist! :~D

edit: since people asked you can now get a print of this here!

[breastforce]

also i will say one thing that baffles me about “bridget being trans takes away ‘femboy representation’” is like

didn’t this guy get revealed last week.

[breastforce]

[kaban-bang]

Chuds are moving the goalposts again

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are the fire emblem fem boys in smash bros not good enough?

[showgirltv]

your icon punches you in the face do you survive

[deaths-presence]

I can survive but then I’ll take any more he gives me (real)

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Oh to be a postwoman delivering love letters to nymphs

[hb-pickle]

Lovely ladies ❤

[neotrances-deactivated]

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

[ninewhiskers]

[neotrances-deactivated]

who isrhis

[ninewhiskers]

tigerstar from warrior cats

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oh okay carry on

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

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@reddish-slime

[will-o-the-witch]

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

[buzzez]

nepeta is the best because she goes meow

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@reddish-slime

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Dave: self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male female or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction

Dave: you're perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it and snoop dogg starts talking

[pukicho]

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

[mrjonesy53]

What's the bad news

[pukicho]

Hold on let me get the picture

[pukicho]

[mgksemogorl-deactivated20230302]

Puki what the fuck is that

[pukicho]

hold on let me get a better picture

[pukicho]

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uh oh

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

The disrespect of calling Kanaya the “mom friend” for being a people pleaser while Karkat stayed up trying to help all his friends with their problems and sticking the group together

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kanaya wants two bee the mom friend karkat is the mom friend very important distinction