BITE ME.

HELLO, PEASANTS I may or may not pretend to fangirl over Chip Skylark's teeth to make Jack jealous NEVERMIND YOU DIDN'T READ THAT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOUR ASK ISN'T ANSWERED RIGHT AWAY MUN TAKES A LONG TIME TO GET OFF OF OTHER BLOG AND/OR DRAW MUSE OK IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY OTHER BLOG, THIS IS THE LINK: http://jackfrostftw.tumblr.com/ IF I'M NOT HERE THEN I WILL MOST LIKELY BE THERE My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark on Grooveshark

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE??

ITS BEEN SO BORING AT THE PALACE.

NO ONE ELSE LAUGHS AT MY PRANKS

OH GOD YOU SUCK LEAVING ME ALONE

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

*presents huge wedding cake*

[sassytoothiana]

aw yiss

mutha

fukin

wedding cake

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

uh…

are you okay there Mama!?

[sassytoothiana]

wait what did you say i wasnt listening

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

Oh nothing … And don’t believe whatever lies the other try and tell you about me and wild flings

[sassytoothiana]

waht

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE??

ITS BEEN SO BORING AT THE PALACE.

NO ONE ELSE LAUGHS AT MY PRANKS

OH GOD YOU SUCK LEAVING ME ALONE

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

*presents huge wedding cake*

[sassytoothiana]

aw yiss

mutha

fukin

wedding cake

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

uh…

are you okay there Mama!?

[sassytoothiana]

wait what did you say i wasnt listening

[sassytoothiana]

im so sorry the ask didnt give me a notification i had no idea i was tagged in this

Rules:  1. Always post the RRRRRRUURRRRUUUU~ (the rules, in plain) 

2. Answer the questions for the person that tagged you and make 11 new ones. 3. Tag 11 people and link them to this post, 4. Let them know you tagged them

Weapon of choice? flaME THROWEr

What fandoms are you in? uh a lot including dreamworks, snk, the big 3 even though all ive seen was a few episodes of spn my friend tells me everything i need to know for all three

If you could be anybody for one day, who would you be? tOOTHIANA duh

Would you rather watch an action movie with no plot OR the scariest film ever made? action movie bc i probably wouldnt even be watching the scary movie id hide in a corner

How would you describe your personality? tOo m U ch ENeRgy

Favorite fictional character? ahaha hell no i have too many

Were do you most want to have a vacation? any place i havent been that has bearable weather tbh

Favorite animals? babY KITTIES and i wanna hold monkeys but i cant bc i was never given a chance

What’s your dream job? shit um it would be fun to do a cosplay job all day kind of like disney parks have but idk

Have any merchandise of the main fandom you’re in? yes some fan of me on my other blog works at a movie theater and she sent me a movie poster of the elves from rotg and it says "yule believe in elves" ahaha arent puns great the poster is huge btw

What’s your astrological sign? taurus sonnn

And now for the poor tagged fuckers

lol jk im not tagging people fuck this

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE??

ITS BEEN SO BORING AT THE PALACE.

NO ONE ELSE LAUGHS AT MY PRANKS

OH GOD YOU SUCK LEAVING ME ALONE

[sassytoothiana]

YOU LITTLE FUCKER

HOW COULD YOU STEAL CAKE IM VERY UNHAPPY WITH YOU

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ANY

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

oh, if you’re that mad I’LL STEAL YOU A NEW ONE.

[sassytoothiana]

hell yeah bbys know how to keep mama happy

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

*presents huge wedding cake*

[sassytoothiana]

aw yiss

mutha

fukin

wedding cake

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE??

ITS BEEN SO BORING AT THE PALACE.

NO ONE ELSE LAUGHS AT MY PRANKS

OH GOD YOU SUCK LEAVING ME ALONE

[ask-baby-tooth]

I’m sorry I had to go away for a few months. I had to go off on my own for a little while. 

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

…Did you go on a life changing field trip with a firebender?

[ask-baby-tooth]

No no, Just on my own. 

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

oh. Well, I hope it was worth it because you missed cake. Lots of delicious, stolen cake.

[ask-baby-tooth]

Does mom know you stole cake?

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

…no.

[sassytoothiana]

YOU LITTLE FUCKER

HOW COULD YOU STEAL CAKE IM VERY UNHAPPY WITH YOU

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ANY

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

oh, if you’re that mad I’LL STEAL YOU A NEW ONE.

[sassytoothiana]

hell yeah bbys know how to keep mama happy

[fandom-mused-fandom-games]

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

Always

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE??

ITS BEEN SO BORING AT THE PALACE.

NO ONE ELSE LAUGHS AT MY PRANKS

OH GOD YOU SUCK LEAVING ME ALONE

[ask-baby-tooth]

I’m sorry I had to go away for a few months. I had to go off on my own for a little while. 

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

…Did you go on a life changing field trip with a firebender?

[ask-baby-tooth]

No no, Just on my own. 

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

oh. Well, I hope it was worth it because you missed cake. Lots of delicious, stolen cake.

[ask-baby-tooth]

Does mom know you stole cake?

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

…no.

[sassytoothiana]

YOU LITTLE FUCKER

HOW COULD YOU STEAL CAKE IM VERY UNHAPPY WITH YOU

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ANY

[sisterbeliever]

*SMASHES THROUGH WINDOW* DID SOMEONE SAY LONELY?!@

My life has been too quiet, Baby Tooth. I’m counting on you to fix that. 

preferably without breaking anything but I think it’s too late

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

I SAID DO YOU TRUST ME?

[sisterbeliever]

MA’AM YES MA’AM

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

LET’S GO! *epic music plays in the distance*

[sisterbeliever]

-backflips out window- 

-crashes-

-why did she think that was a good idea-

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

OH SHI- MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

[sisterbeliever]

STOP YELLING YOU’RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE I’M FINE

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

OH LORD I’VE KILLED HER!!!!

[sisterbeliever]

 YOU WILL IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP SOON.

[batnerd-on-redbull-deactivated2]

CRAP. NOWSHE’S HAUNTING ME. MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY

[sassytoothiana]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

[sassytoothiana]

this is halloween this is halloween everybody s

[sassytoothiana]

[sassytoothiana]

obsession is a... strong word

[roleplaymasterlist]

Reblog if you're an RPer of the 'RISE OF THE GUARDIANS' fandom.

You’ll be added to the MASTERLIST.

[swagfagtoothiana-deactivated201]

OOOHH MY GOD

[sassytoothiana]

HEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEUEEUH

those tags though omg

[swagfagtoothiana-deactivated201]

u3o

[sassytoothiana]

fuCKING

i didn't know how bad i wanted this until now oh my god

[swagfagtoothiana-deactivated201]

OOOHH MY GOD

[sassytoothiana]

HEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEUEEUH

those tags though omg

[justalegend-blog]

”Someday was a dream that always seemed to turn out wrong  But now it’s not so far away Puttin’ off tomorrow Is 24 hours too long I guess my someday came today”

((Inspired by this))

[sassytoothiana]

i think a unicorn just licked my ears

[sassytoothiana]

*checks that off the list of things to get jack to like me* believe me anon i'm trying sO HARD his teeth are actually better though

((first time drawing jack with a trackpad, stfu))

sORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO DO THIS ASK I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON SOMETHING ELSE BUT IT TOOK TOO LONG *cries

[sassytoothiana]

[sassytoothiana]

BUT I’M

NOT

CHANGING

FOR A PEASANT

- - - - -

((omfg thank you so much i am screaming))

[swagfagtoothiana-deactivated201]

LOOK HERE CUMSLUT 

THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM IN THIS TOWN FOR THE TWO OF US

((uwu no thank you for being so sassy))

[sassytoothiana]

((yes no problem ajhdlfkjahflha))

NO

THERE’S NOT

[gonebutnotdeaddontworry-deactiv]

((Reblogging ‘cause FAIRY CATFIGHT!))

[sassytoothiana]

did you just call me a fukin cat