Well isn't this awkward

I'm Bethany a 24 year old who is trying to figure out how to survive at life /INFP/

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[partyandrepeat]

[weonsinnombre]

[ryanlovesmac]

[lividlovers]

It’s the snap continously playing for me 😂

[spokenitalics]

c. s. lewis making his jesus allegory a lion when jesus' canonical fursona is a lamb........toxic masculinity

[starfate]

Wasn't Aslan a God allegory? He created the whole world and all.

[spokenitalics]

a first council of nicaea negationist? in my narnia shitpost?

[connanro]

toxic masculionity.................

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

I think my brain accidentally ascended for a second.

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

Why...do we...need money??? What are laws?? Why cant we just live and..travel..

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

I know it sounds incredibly shallow when I say write it down but I truly dont have the ability to articulate how confused my brain is right now by our willingness to tie ourselves to electric numbers that are "money" and why we cant just pick up and move somewhere else and exist there and- hmmmmmm.

Apples are real. Dirt is real. Wallstreet is a building filled with desperate men screaming at imaginary numbers that turn them into kings and paupers. And police have this power that only exists because we gave it to them and- HMMMMMM

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

But the other frustrating thing is everyone is trapped in this system. If I want hormones or a few crumbs of rights I have to play along into the system. But is that really being free either???

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

BUT we cant just go wandering around all hippie "wunderlust" because this is all stolen land. BY THE SYSTEM. And if we dont acknowledge that and make reparations and start healing that shit then-HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

This post is getting popular again but most aren't reblogging it with the commentary about stolen land so if you white folks would I'd appreciate it.

[neopets-hentai]

[angelicguy]

[mabelsguidetolife]

this is like that moment in media where a villain decides to lean fully into their evil aesthetic and awful personality because if they want a bad guy they’re GETTING a bad guy dammit

[silenthill]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thorkidumpster]

someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

[highqueenseleni]

This is what I am using from now on

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

1935: clowns funny

2016: clowns scary

2017: clowns sexy

2018: clowns funny (again)

2019: clowns................ homophobic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[zeveisenberg]

Can I play, too?

[sprachtraeume]

I’m howling

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

[lakebaikalseal]

This belongs here:

[solvatochrome]

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

[generic-art]

[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[valtsv]

what is it about gimme! gimme! gimme! by ABBA that makes me feel like i'm a master criminal committing a heist

[valtsv]

the lyrics say gimme a man after midnight, but the music says jewel thief dodging lasers and swinging from grappling hooks before driving away from the cops in a high-speed chase on my sleek hot pink motorcycle

[lost-carcosa]

I think their research is seriously flawed.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this