> You HAVE no options!

Hey yall, my name's Al. So I guess tumblr's dying so if you're a mutual or a follower and still wanna see me Exist i guess feel free to message for my discord?? though tbh i suck at both DMing and being active in any servers so i guess I'll die.

[suniti]

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[dude-of-electricity]

me:

my brain: oh? you’re a chime?

[dude-of-electricity]

a week ago i saw this on facebook and thought it was fucking hilarious and now i cant get it out of my head. ill be sitting on the bus or be alone in my room and just say “oh? you’re a chime?” out loud

[fruitsoftheape100]

Elmer do have any tips on how to survive Mid-Terms?

Only Half Your Pregnancy Remains

[fungusbogs]

theory for these games’ third version

[paper-mario-wiki]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[utopicwork]

00332 - Normal Chest - 182 Polygons

[straycatj]

えー…ただいまより…オレのようきゅうを伝えます…

Ah ah ah, now I’m going to tell you my request…

オレは…かわいいので…

Because I am so cute…

よりウマいメシによりまんぞくどを高め…

I am needed to improve my satisfaction by yummier foods…

よりかわいくなるべきだと思うのです…

そこで……今すぐニボシをオレに……

And I think I should be cuter… So… Please…. Give me some dried anchovies as soon as possible……

[gobbo69]

im sneakie.

[gobbo69]

im clever.

[gobbo69]

im shiftie.

[gobbo69]

im goblin.

[sitdownrestaurant]

And?

[gobbo69]

and im comin.

[thepanplaty69-deactivated201808]

please dont

[gobbo69]

stabses you

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[bunjywunjy]

my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic

[bunjywunjy]

this is completely unconnected to the meme, I just really like Despacito.

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

[alabastermenagerie]

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better

[succulentbud]

[armrry]

Dungeons and Dragons

[casanovakevin]

i’m drawing henry in 2019