who the fuck is nardo

if you saw me commit terrorism, i dont because i did. no i didn't -- for the love of kami, sakura dni -- [ this is an rp blog for the laffs, read my about ]

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

to all my new mutuals: yea im like this all the time

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

Just a reminder that I can and will steal your bones if I so desire and there's nothing you can do to stop me. 🤗

Your plot armor ain't shit 😘

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

is this about me. i feel like this is about me. i only have like 11 bones left, stop taking them when i go to sleep

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

Not everything is about you, this was about Kakashi sensei 😒

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

every time someone says "plot armor," i immediately have a 6th sense someone is talking about me. i have biggest, juicest plot armor here. its barely my fault

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

Just a reminder that I can and will steal your bones if I so desire and there's nothing you can do to stop me. 🤗

Your plot armor ain't shit 😘

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

is this about me. i feel like this is about me. i only have like 11 bones left, stop taking them when i go to sleep

[kishimotomasashi]

konoha (derogatory)

[kishimotomasashi]

[depressedkakashihatake]

Naruto really be out here thinking i can’t do undercover missions when he still hasn’t realized he has seen my face and never realized it...

a little make up goes a long way kid

you should try it some dau. Sasuke might ask you out faster.

[na-rue-toe]

I'VE WHAT????????

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

how do you look kakashi dead in the eyes and not realize its him?? dumbass

[depressedkakashihatake]

Oh BOY do i have some news for you Sasuke 😂😂😂

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

OH GOD DAMMIT

[depressedkakashihatake]

You all were so cute back then. Trying to figure out what i looked like while i was standing right there in front of you.

Adorable.

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

thanks for the picture, now we all know. even if youre wearing makeup. i can finally die in peace

[depressedkakashihatake]

Naruto really be out here thinking i can’t do undercover missions when he still hasn’t realized he has seen my face and never realized it...

a little make up goes a long way kid

you should try it some dau. Sasuke might ask you out faster.

[na-rue-toe]

I'VE WHAT????????

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

how do you look kakashi dead in the eyes and not realize its him?? dumbass

[depressedkakashihatake]

Oh BOY do i have some news for you Sasuke 😂😂😂

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

OH GOD DAMMIT

[depressedkakashihatake]

Naruto really be out here thinking i can’t do undercover missions when he still hasn’t realized he has seen my face and never realized it...

a little make up goes a long way kid

you should try it some dau. Sasuke might ask you out faster.

[na-rue-toe]

I'VE WHAT????????

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

how do you look kakashi dead in the eyes and not realize its him?? dumbass

[butterfly-boi]

I'm making a new club called "I dislike Sasuke club" we sit, chat and drink alcohol and shit talk about Sasuke NOT SAKURA OR HIS DAUGHTER... just Sasuke

@ten-ineedagun-ten

@official-chojuro

@priincessbyakugan

Y'all want to join

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

my self loathing is pretty strong, i kinda want in

[butterfly-boi]

You can join

but we get to throw eggs at you

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

as long as you don’t actively try to put any in my hair. and i can supply the eggs, if needed. 

[butterfly-boi]

I'm making a new club called "I dislike Sasuke club" we sit, chat and drink alcohol and shit talk about Sasuke NOT SAKURA OR HIS DAUGHTER... just Sasuke

@ten-ineedagun-ten

@official-chojuro

@priincessbyakugan

Y'all want to join

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

my self loathing is pretty strong, i kinda want in

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

On my break from work but: Why did it take me marrying and having a kid with fucking Sasuke of all people to realize that I was gay???

Like Kakashi sensei, Ino, Lady Tsunade why didn't yall tell me??? I could've spent my time thotting around with the kunoichi and raising dogs rather than waste it on being straight with a gay cop clown like 😒 thought yall were on my side

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

I saw somewhere that Sasuke replied to this

DISGUSTANG

So as a mature adult I'm not going to respond and just gonna block him 🤭

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

On my break from work but: Why did it take me marrying and having a kid with fucking Sasuke of all people to realize that I was gay???

Like Kakashi sensei, Ino, Lady Tsunade why didn't yall tell me??? I could've spent my time thotting around with the kunoichi and raising dogs rather than waste it on being straight with a gay cop clown like 😒 thought yall were on my side

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

it was the denial. i literally told you i wasn't interested idk what else i could have possibly done

[yama-hoe]

I don’t feel like “I tried to kill you”, or telling her that you weren’t interested is a good defense here. You tried to kill Naruto so many times. We had a whole conversation about this Sasuke. Don’t make me post the screenshots here.

You also claimed to not be interested in Naruto, yet here we are

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

i tried to kill naruto but in an unmistakably homosexual way. besides i dont even like him

[sakura-cha-cha-cha-real-smooth]

On my break from work but: Why did it take me marrying and having a kid with fucking Sasuke of all people to realize that I was gay???

Like Kakashi sensei, Ino, Lady Tsunade why didn't yall tell me??? I could've spent my time thotting around with the kunoichi and raising dogs rather than waste it on being straight with a gay cop clown like 😒 thought yall were on my side

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

it was the denial. i literally told you i wasn't interested idk what else i could have possibly done

[senjuhashirama]

hey hashbrown, we fighting in a taco bell tonight or nah?

look, i fight only in the SUR restaurant back alley I’m not a peasant to fight behind the fast food, Saske so you better get the coordinates right

sur is abbreviation for sexy unique restaurant, get that right @sasuke-uchi-hoe

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

okay you know what, hashbrown. maybe i do agree with you for once. you can pick the location.

the only place i won't fight in is ichiraku ramen, because i don't want to destory it

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

You are such a positive ray of sunshine of the Konoha village. You deserve so many friends and a wonderful day full of joy! ♥

No ♥️ i'll burn the stupid village down for a single saltine cracker. don't fuck with me, tree hugger

[senjuhashirama]

♥you are so cute and sensitive, thank you for the kind words, I wish you will get all the crackers in the world, you deserve them all ♥ You’re a true ninja of the Konoha village, filled with the will of fire! And you are also so hilarious, you should be a comedian! 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

hey Hashbrowns, look me dead in the mangekyou sharingan and try that shit again. the only fire im filled with is pure unadulterated rage every time i look at this shitty, barely functional village. on my travels i started telling people i was from fuckin suna, konoha is so far off it's rocker

[senjuhashirama]

Come on, the sewage is a little old and sometimes it smells a lot, but otherwise we’re fine! Sasuke, beautiful angel, maybe you could help with the sewage and repair it so that you can support your home-village that will always embrace you? 

♥ you are so lovely, thank you for being you. 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

i’d rather go to suna and collect every single piece of sand and count it than give any amount of energy to fix the batshit insane village that slaughted my entire clan and left me out to dry

♥ i would kill you in a back alley ♥

[senjuhashirama]

That sounds like a fun activity we could do together! 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

bet. meet me in the back of a taco bell at 3am and i’ll show you what a chidori through the chest feels like

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

You are such a positive ray of sunshine of the Konoha village. You deserve so many friends and a wonderful day full of joy! ♥

No ♥️ i'll burn the stupid village down for a single saltine cracker. don't fuck with me, tree hugger

[senjuhashirama]

♥you are so cute and sensitive, thank you for the kind words, I wish you will get all the crackers in the world, you deserve them all ♥ You’re a true ninja of the Konoha village, filled with the will of fire! And you are also so hilarious, you should be a comedian! 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

hey Hashbrowns, look me dead in the mangekyou sharingan and try that shit again. the only fire im filled with is pure unadulterated rage every time i look at this shitty, barely functional village. on my travels i started telling people i was from fuckin suna, konoha is so far off it's rocker

[senjuhashirama]

Come on, the sewage is a little old and sometimes it smells a lot, but otherwise we’re fine! Sasuke, beautiful angel, maybe you could help with the sewage and repair it so that you can support your home-village that will always embrace you? 

♥ you are so lovely, thank you for being you. 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

i’d rather go to suna and collect every single piece of sand and count it than give any amount of energy to fix the batshit insane village that slaughted my entire clan and left me out to dry

♥ i would kill you in a back alley ♥

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

Sasuke I'm very proud of the way you're talking to Hashirama.

thanks, naruto is white knuckling it right now. i'm glad someone appreciates it

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

You are such a positive ray of sunshine of the Konoha village. You deserve so many friends and a wonderful day full of joy! ♥

No ♥️ i'll burn the stupid village down for a single saltine cracker. don't fuck with me, tree hugger

[senjuhashirama]

♥you are so cute and sensitive, thank you for the kind words, I wish you will get all the crackers in the world, you deserve them all ♥ You’re a true ninja of the Konoha village, filled with the will of fire! And you are also so hilarious, you should be a comedian! 

[sasuke-uchi-hoe]

hey Hashbrowns, look me dead in the mangekyou sharingan and try that shit again. the only fire im filled with is pure unadulterated rage every time i look at this shitty, barely functional village. on my travels i started telling people i was from fuckin suna, konoha is so far off it's rocker