Sasukeyul

[sasukeyul]

I love how almost everyone in the books thought the red comet came for their boring asses. Like theon honey its not YOUR sign sit tf down.

[eggpilled-maekarcel]

Literally don’t understand how seemingly half of Jon’s fanbase are red pill freaks when the character himself is literally Mr Woke McWokington. Like a big part of why he got killed was because he was too woke about literally ANY. GIVEN. SOCIAL. ISSUE. And it’s not like he switched up, he was woke from the very first chapter in the series. So how did we get here???

[wrath-of-achilleus]

Jon falling in love with Dany the moment he sees her, not because of her beauty or their soulmatism, but because she's finally got a solution for all the logistical problems that have been plaguing him.

[ghostinwinterfell]

actually the real tragedy of asoiaf is that jon and catelyn never got to sit around and talk shit about theon together.

[wlwarhammer]

Jon is actually evil like no one is safe from a read 😭

The king? Fatty

8 year old girl? Stupid and boring

Her 7 year old brother? Fat like his fat dad

The crown prince? Botched lip filler

Jon’s own brother? Stupid smile

[raventreehall]

ooohhh when dany gets to the wall and jon and jorah meet.... he has his ANCESTRAL SWORD, he has his FATHER'S LOVE, and now he's trying to steal his GIRL. plus he's ned stark's son. it's about to get messyyy

[timetravellingtyrion]

I think it'd be funny as fuck if the first Stark Dany met was anyone other than Jon

She finally meets with Jon and she's like omg. My friend Bran's brother. My friend Sansa's brother. My weird feral boy friend Rickon's brother.

[wrath-of-achilleus]

Jon falling in love with Dany the moment he sees her, not because of her beauty or their soulmatism, but because she's finally got a solution for all the logistical problems that have been plaguing him.

[talyn-gray]

nobody told me asoiaf is fucking hilarious. jon's first chapter starts with him basically saying "thank the gods im a bastard because im getting drunk as FUCK tonight" and it is cracking me upppp

[jeyneofpoole]

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔

[jeyneofpoole]

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔

[sansa-stark-is-me]

Old Nan quite literally lives rent-free in every Stark child’s brain like the original Northern horror podcast. It’s hilarious because she wasn’t even trying to be scary that was just her bedtime routine. Other Westerosi kids got lullabies; the Stark kids got: “Once, my sweet summer child, the Others came and the sun died and everyone you love turned into ice-zombies anyway, sleep tight :)”

And the thing is… it sticks. Every single Stark kid, no matter where they are, no matter what trauma they’re experiencing, will suddenly remember one of her nightmare fables at the WORST possible moment.

She turned Winterfell into a place where the past is alive, where the Long Night is not a myth but a warning, where names like “the Last Hero” or “the Night’s King” sit in the back of your skull until the moment you realize maybe she wasn’t making anything up at all. Old Nan didn’t traumatize them accidentally she prepared them. In her own crooked, spooky way, she gave every Stark child the education they actually needed to survive the story they were about to enter.

[sasukeyul]

Catelyn and jon twinned so hard they ressurected from death to desteoy (probably lol) their opps. They are kinda iconic for that ngl

[nastyakotsk]

#59

[sasukeyul]

My roommates started to watch divergent so i had to warn them about book/movie 3 and how it didnt exist and it only has one movie/book. I also added if they really wanna watch it they should start watching every adaptation by suzanne collins. I am not new in this stuff yall arent gonna suffer things i had to my sweet summer roommates 💔

[inacatastrophicmind]

[likeacarnivorousflower]

matarys, aemon, daella, and rhae by CRAZYTOM0712

​the reference pictures are actually perfect