when i see qi rong i floor it

holt - 21 - he/him - bi trans man

[senaliker]

why doesnt tumblr have a poll option 👎

[senaliker]

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[sasvkeliker]

hi this is me pls answer

[senaliker]

why doesnt tumblr have a poll option 👎

[senaliker]

pls answer this

Have your say:

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[sasvkeliker]

hi this is me pls answer

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

[depsidase]

[fushigikid]

Juck

[willowcrowned]

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

[depsidase]

[leviathan-the-boy]

it says the actual flavour right here :/

[paper--machete]

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

[paper--machete]

Hospital

[weirdness-is-good]

[wizardpotions]

ah yes, the landlord special.

[neolxzr]

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

[didebauchery]

Dude I wish I were faking my disorders, do you know how annoying it is to live like this? Lmao.

[guerrillatech]

[cryptid-sighting]

People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands

[kitttenteeth]

is the cannibalism a joke……

[detectivehole]

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[catasters]

[cloama]

I’ve probably said this before but having every good and service turn into a subscription model is one of the worst new developments of our era of capitalism. Like yeah, shit sucked before but it didn’t suck for 19.99 a month indefinitely. This some new shit.

[teacupsandcyanide]

Reblogging this again bc I can’t stop angrily thinking about how there should be laws in place so that when a company sells a product or service there is either a cap on how many years they can keep charging subscription for it or they have to name a price they decide the product is worth and either the buyer pays that upfront or by those weekly/monthly instalments. At least put laws in place on what legally qualifies as a subscription service.

[headspace-hotel]

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

So what if I sleep with instant mash potatoes next to me

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]